What rough beast has #[5] unleashed tonight on an unsuspecting world...

Maybe the quantity of the champagne then? 🤣🤣🤣

It was perfectly good champagne!

On an entirely separate note, I feel that the record should show it's surprisingly difficult to get an open bottle of champagne into someone's butt in order to follow through on that request.

I'm so sorry, but you did ask 😜

🤣🤣🤣 sadly that was only said. I don't think anyone would ever say that to me.

I want to drink champagne out of your asshole

And Nostr is still skipping leg day

With your (awesome) handle, don't you mean 'holla at me'?

I've blocked accounts that were offensive and abusive. Immensely liberating experience. Such a difference between healthy debate (on Nostr) and an absolute savaging by an asshole on Twitter who then gets boosted by the algorithm because of engagement

GM! Coffee half drunk already

Depends. I enjoy zapping 21, 69, 420,sometimes 1000. 69 or 21aree my defaults though

Can't stop you sending the screenshot of the QR though

This is absolutely brilliant I wish I had witnessed it. On a slightly more serious note, it is of course useful to keep this conference as a datapoint, so that in five years when these shitcoins have vanished and new snake oil merchants are pushing their wares, we can refer back to the days of vanished crap like solana and algorand.... And how all their promises came to nothing.

🤣🤣🤣 please tell me you did it in a high-energy Saylor style accent

Gotcha. I've been reading the depressing blockchain posts. Same story with every Web 3 and crypto proponent, sadly

Lost all your follows? On Iris, you can now download a JSON with a snapshot of your profile and follows, then upload the backup if you lose them in future

For WOS, you should put the address (looks like an email address) in your settings for lightning/lnd. I just tried to zap you but the long invoice currently in your profile isn't working!

Interested in the MP - are you able to disclose in DM? Have been working with the APPG and attempting to upskill them (plus responding to official consultations in professional capacity). Happy to dox myself via DM if you want to diligence me - LMK

Ok, I am still on the fence over whether ordinals are a good use of blockspace, but this one is funny. Censor this, Xi Jin Ping!