Rusty turd spanker

Omg, are you all still on here?

There is no universe🛸 feed on #bluesky bluesky if your post gets 8 likes it will appear in the “whats hot” feed. Looks like they are already prioritizing algos over just showing stuff. makes me paranoid of stuff I can’t see or getting filtered behind the scenes 🤔 maybe different clients would do different things.

10 years from now, we’re all going to look ₿ack at these times on Nostr and say:

“We were there, right in the thick of it, when it all happened. “⚡️

Why is Tucker Carlson leaving Fox? After all, they make each other a lot of money. Could it be that Tucker wants to strike out on his own? Maybe, but he would be leaving a large chunk of his audience behind, maybe even most of it.

Could it be that Fox asked him to leave? It seems strange that they would. After all, Tucker is their highest-rated host, again making Fox a lot of money. So, if they did fire him, it would have to be for something serious.

Very serious. Like, 'eating babies' serious. Not that I'm saying Tucker is *known* for eating babies... no one has accused him of that, as far as I know. But he makes Fox a lot of money, enough that those suitably focused on the bottom line might overlook the occasional baby... as long as it wasn't an *important* baby. Maybe poor babies would be okay, but definitely not ones with rich parents.

Of course, nobody is saying Tucker Carlson is a baby-eating cannibal. In fact, we don't even know that he was fired. Not for certain, in any case. But it does make you wonder... how many babies would Tucker Carlson have to eat before Fox News fired him? Neither Fox nor Tucker have said, so we may never know...

#Whoremembers

If you read this as “whore members”, I’m sure we would be friends in real life.

I’ve had major writer's block lately.

So I thought to myself, "well, if you can't write, read!"

Easy enough, I picked up a book about writing.

Now after reading about writing, I also have reader's block.

And just like that, I'm back to shitposting and watching quantum cosmology videos.

Because if I'm feeling unmotivated, I may as well marvel that I feel anything or exist at all in this universe.

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“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” - Charles Bukowski

Looks like we will have this side of the mountain all to ourselves again today 😍

PV!

Why does spending energy at gym give you more energy?

This is counter intuitive