I am American Spirit Yellow tribe but will force my children to roll their own. In this way I will attain the hypocritical egotism of the true Gen Xer.

Here is everything I will be doing to raise healthy & happy children —

• No 💉

• No iPads (we are an Android household)

• No showers

• 100% Carhartt clothing only

• Drink only beer and wine

• No snacks that have artificial dyes in them (red 40, yellow 5)

• Breastfeeding Dad for as long as possible

• Homemade cigarettes

• They will be homeschooled

• Organic produce only

• Exposure to nature & animals early on

• Barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen whenever possible

• I will ground them every day

• No niggers allowed in the home

• Tooth free fluoride paste

• Racist podcasts at bedtime

• No unnecessary non-Whites

• No chemical filled cigarette filters

• All nicotine remedies as much as possible

• Absolutely TND in their rooms

Because they got schizophrenia from the fluoride in the water.

"It's not an identity thing. We ban all shitty artists regardless of gender."

"But you banned every single woman and non-White!"

"That's not my fault."

You ban Harper Lee because you love women. I ban Harper Lee because I hate niggers. We are not the same.

*chirp*

Breastfeeding "as long as possible" you say?

What a week, huh?

...was it the globohomo gayplex one?

America, my son, yuo haev two choices:

Yuo can reduce barriers to teaching White men of all ages the skills to drive a high-technology economy. Crush credentialism, crush bureaucracy in the trade schools, bring back on-the-job training.

or

Yuo can have nothing except retarded brown people.

When I hear the phrase "climate change" I reach for my Browning.

I fucking love tiny home aesthetic and I don't care. Just don't fall down the ladder simple as.

I don't cook any dish with more than one ingredient because that's racemixing.

I'm worried Jordan Peterson is actually not okay.

The recipe for society called for White people but they're way too independent so I replaced them with niggers. Two stars, this country is too lazy and has too much crime.

Wow they're just like me.

How many manloads is the Smirnoff Vodka?

All the poasts about $20 McDonald's borgor in Connecticut have me STAHVIN.

I can't help that I'm fat, I can only afford the smashed-up carbohydrates. Healthy at any size, bodyshamer.

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