I lied about GN, never wanted an ostrich feather duster but now that I'm on #nostr

Growing nostr and helping it become more robust will be an increasing focus across all of my work.

- OpenSats is now funding open source nostr projects.

- Ten31 will be funding nostr startups.

- Podcasts will cover nostr more often. Will be ripping a Citadel Dispatch with miljan of primal this wednesday at 3P CT / 2000 UTC.

- Bitcoin Park will have an increased focus on nostr education and usage. We just launched our own private relay for members - in addition to the already existing bitcoinpark dot com nip5 verification.

Freedom tech is hope. We must build the future we want to see. 🫡

When elon says he will "protect anons" he means doing identity verification on every user and trusting him to protect user privacy.

The data will inevitably be shared, sold, or leaked.

Nostr fixes this.

How is it not child abuse and sexual assault to force an infant to consume toxic chemicals from a male nipple? This isn’t about trans rights, this is about protecting babies that cannot protect themselves. How perverse and utterly selfish must one be to decide to replace the most organic way to pass nourishment and immunity on to your child with a useless chemical riddled liquid from a male chest JUST SO YOUR DELUSIONS ARE MORE REAL??

What does a future population of children lacking in the benefits of this perfect nourishment look like? Why would anyone consider this to be acceptable under any circumstances?

I consistently support personal freedoms: THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS IS.

I’m truly scared for the future.

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I enjoy talking to random people on the internet I don’t know

Tiny nostrich? #Rita

This is my other job

“How do I orange pill someone on #Bitcoin when I only have 1-2 minutes?”

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The first step is to tell them to clear their entire schedule for the next 72 hours.

Then, start with a 6 hour rant about the Federal Reserve. Don’t let them interrupt or go to the bathroom.

Follow that up with a 4 hour explanation of why they are a statist cuck if they don’t self custody with a 5 of 7 multisig.

Make sure they understand that they’re not allowed to *buy* Bitcoin. They have to mine it. Otherwise the sats will be KYC and those are for cucks. But they need to build their own miner from only open source parts suppliers otherwise they are a Bitmain cuck.

Then, sit them down and force them to read out loud the Fiat Standard, Bitcoin Standard, and Principles of Economics — no water breaks.

Next, they need to build their own computer using only items that can be found at an abandoned RadioShack. They’ll use this computer to set up their #Bitcoin  and Lightning node.

Then, have them generate their first seed via dice rolls with dice they personally crafted from whale bones.

Make sure they add a pass phrase that is a random string of characters created based on solar flare randomization. They should also write the algorithm to generate this themselves, obviously.

Once all this is done ask them “are you ready to start using Bitcoin?”

If they respond “yes” SLAP THEM TWICE and say “NO ONE IS EVER READY.”

Now, offer to send them some Bitcoin but DO NOT SEND THEM ANY BECAUSE BITCOIN IS ONLY FOR STACKING NOT SPENDING.

Then hog tie and blindfold them and drive them to the middle of bear-infested Alaskan forest. Leave them with only an OpenDime to defend themselves.

And that’s it! Now they’re finally ready to *start* learning about Bitcoin.

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What was the question again?