Lyrics for Knots Anthem (request from nostr:nprofile1qyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqyw8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnzd96xxmmfdejhytnnda3kjctvqqsfrjd9ux5hgsg5cmlz6cdwfh5zv2024g8m2t6g9zqf83l8uqm0svsjgnxal )

[verse 1]

There's a place in the logs I keep

Where the junk transactions don't dare creep

Running Knots with my custom patch

I built a gate — now Core fights back

They say, "Let the mempool flow"

I say, "That’s how the malware grows"

They call it freedom, I call it fraud

You let JPEGs defile our sacred log

[Chorus]

If Satoshi's watching now, what would he say?

Probably not “Let’s bloat this chain”, with spam that's gay

I know somewhere somehow, we'll be okaaaaay

But we should filter nodes not broadcast JPEGs every day

[Verse 2]

I don't care for your ordinals

Your Taproot graffiti's criminal

You laugh and say I’m overkill

But I still grep for malware still

I wrote code they wouldn’t merge

You said I’m fringe, I said “I’m Church”

Don’t you see the slope is slick?

First JPEGs, then Vitalik

[Chorus]

If Satoshi's watching now, what would he say?

Probably not “Let’s bloat this chain”, with spam that's gay

I know somewhere somehow, we'll be okaaaaay

But we should filter nodes not broadcast JPEGs every day

[Bridge]

We don’t need inscriptions

We need consensus rules

Not monkey pics and MIDI files

And JPEGs from high schools

I warned you

About the mess

You said “Let the market sort the rest”

But I'm the firewall you fear

The upstream patcher of the year

[Breakdown]

You fork

I merge

You let spam surge

I grep

You rest

I carry Bitcoin’s holiness

[Chorus]

If Satoshi's watching now, what would he say?

Probably not “Let’s bloat this chain”, with spam that's gay

I know somewhere somehow, we'll be okaaaaay

But we should filter nodes not broadcast JPEGs every day

[Outro]

There's a place off the mempool grid

Where the nodes still argue what freedom is

And though our blocks may never align

We’ll still sync up, one hash at a time

Throwing out my plastic cutting boards and replacing with hardwood.

Was always told plastic is better because you can sanitize in the dishwasher. It seems nobody considered microplastics in food until recently.

Though the worst cutting board I ever had was made of glass.

Had fun sharing bitcoin with the families at USF!

Although the amount of people who still don't want to learn is astonishing

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I think I have the only real AI + bitcoin project.

Things must get worse before they get worser:

it’s hilarious that bitcoin twitter now has to stare at a doge icon all day

Running #nostr

Just saw John Wick 4 and it was good. No Kimbers sighted though.

#[0]

i will never financially recover from this

#[0]​ v #[1]​ drinking contest

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Florida Governor hosts press conference pushing for central bank digital currency ban - “No CBDC in Florida” 👏

Hmmmmm

A record inversion of the 30Y - 2Y.

-113 bps!

GM

Note to self: Get back to onboarding merchants and finding Bitcoin adopted markets. Got too spoiled with PayWithMoon.