Yep it’s time to colonize mars

99% of what I read on bitcoin twitter these days is fucking retarded.

Shockingly low signal over there.

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

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I REFUSE TO GIVE YOU AN EPISODE SUMMARY. IT'S AMERICAN HODL AND ERIK CASON... YOU KNOW THIS EPISODE WILL BE GOOD. JUST LISTEN TO IT. THERE IS STRONG LANGUAGE USED THROUGHOUT THIS EPISODE WHICH MAY NOT BE APPROPRIATE FOR YOUNG CHILDREN OR THIN-SKINNED LIBERALS...

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Bout that time eh chaps?

You know if bitcoin is as important as we think it is and it does what we think it’s going to do then these nostr posts are going to be important for future historians.

And with that in mind I’d just like to say that my name is hodl and I fart from my butt.

Everything is better in a bear market except the price.

Everything is worse in a bull market except the price.

A lot of people have heard my moped story, but heres the math on it.

In 2016 I needed $5,000 to pay my wife’s master’s school tuition.

I didn’t have $5,000 cash at the time, but I did have bitcoin.

Bitcoin was trading at roughly $500, so I would have had to sell 10 bitcoin in order to pay the tuition.

I didn’t want to do that so I sold my car instead for $5,500.

I took $500 of that and bought a shitty moped and used the rest to pay my wife’s tuition.

So I rode the moped around the rest of the year and everyone made fun of me. Usually I play this part of the story up, but tbh it didn’t bother me. The people making fun of me were poorer than I was, they didn’t understand bitcoin or the market or even basic budgeting.

When people would make fun of me I would tell them why I was doing what I was doing. Then I would start peppering them with questions about their financial life.

“Oh so you financed your refrigerator? You’re still paying that off huh?”

“You have a timeshare you’ve never been to? How’d you get talked into that?”

People would generally go from laughing at me riding the moped to feeling shell shocked by me popping their bubble of comfortable delusion.

Still I drove the moped and everyone thought I was being weird and ridiculous and silly etc…

At 100k that decision was worth a million dollars.

At a million it will have been worth 10 million.

And at 10 million it will have been a nine figure decision.

100 million dollars.

I only rode the stupid moped for 8 months.

Ask yourself? Would you face 8 months of sacrifice and ridicule for 10 million in the future?

Because there are things you could be doing today that would generate that for future you.

My advice is to have your own moped moment.

Do something a little weird/cringe/out there in order to stack more sats and then check in on the sats in 10-15 years.

I think you’re going to be happy with the results.

Today was (hopefully) my last day working as a physician.

All in on #Bitcoin, my hedge fund, and #nostr for the foreseeable future. 👀

Hopefully this time the retirement from #radiology will stick. 😂

Onwards. ⚡️

Laugh, love, or learn on this stream? Try all of the above, motherfuckers.

Happy holidays from nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx,nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs, and me—LIVE tonight at 6pm ET here on Nostr and YouTube.

Ho ho ho!

My commitment to being fundamentally immature and juvenile in my humor only grows with the Bitcoin price lol

Titties.

Life hack:

1. Get confused at Hodl’s memes.

2. Wait for a note from someone who understands.

3. Follow that dude.

We must be each other's Sams.

This is how we win.

Gonna keep posting this meme until people finally understand it.

Have any of the auto makers moved away from horrible touch screen controls?

A freak thing happened today.

A flash coastal flood happened and my wife was in the car. Our car filled up with water and thank god she and our pup were able to get out, prying the door open against water.

If you see water on the road, don’t drive through it and get out if you are in it, dont be a hero!!

Thank god my family is ok. Our beloved car took on a lot of salt water and is most likely totaled, have to wait for an inspection.

But my family, including my dog and beautiful pregnant wife with our beloved daughter on the way, are ok. Literally thank the heavens. What we’ll do with the car situation, I have no idea.

Hug your fam and take care, #nostr 💜