Why is there no such thing as dessert poutine? Just dump ice cream on the fries, a mix of caramel, chocolate and maple syrup, garnish it with whatever is legal and charge me $20 for it. *ducks*
I wonder if that means I can pawn BCash in there…
A Montréalaise pawn shop that takes Bitcoin and Bitcoin Cash… 
A social network I always wanted to see: Attach geographic information to posts, such as GPS location or addresses, then only look at posts from others very close to you. Could be a hit at conferences, universities or even mountain tops. Let people travel the world through the metaspace like a ghost.
Neon lights are long gone. Don’t cling to the past, accept and embrace the LED screens illuminating the night
Twitter is now the social media app of choice to talk about all other social media platforms. On nostr it’s still customary to only talk about nostr.
As the mempool is grinding through the 4sat/vB range, it’s a great opportunity to consolidate your nodes utxos:
1) Make a new address with “lncli newaddress p2tr”
2) Send your funds with “lncli sendcoins --addr
--label "consolidation" --min_confs 0 --sat_per_vbyte 3 --sweepall”
Can it pay this testnet invoice?
lntb1u1pj2thfnpp5rnhxrnrfps4t502mff49xm0qcky02nmvtkjejkk9fjkwth5w3f6sdqqcqzzsxqrrsssp5wlplmzxy2rt9hnl43fhysncgt8cg6e7u302u7ar7j86uj0f08s4q9qyyssq69flv8yee80rg2zmdwu480pxg7da20ft689rwu9rum03v84eg2s5m0enh54de880u84tll935ngcs7m2ut9uk03snhrv5q33rsdj3pcpwzqe8m
Are these testnet wallets? Which of your wallets support testnet?
Never have I been zapped a testnet3 sat: Please try! testnet@liongrass.hk
15-minute cities? Fuck that I ain’t walking that far to the grocery store! I’ll accept five minute cities and not a second more. 
There are some, but they always end up serving terrible food. A Bitcoin club could do well, but I doubt it could be big enough to sustain a professional kitchen
Imagine having such a beautiful neon sign in your shop only to say “bitcoin? comment? non non non” when I ask to pay for my poutine. Needless to say I walked out 
And worse of all, they can’t even properly communicate this to visitors of the site, who may not realize they now need to log in to see meetup times and locations. Abhorrent.
The open web is dead. Welcome to the never closing nostrverse! (Mind you I’m paying over US$120 per year for these lousy losers to lock me behind a sign-in wall) 
I assume future nostr clients will connect to only very few relays by default, and these relays will fetch posts from other relays, as well as cache images and other media to control/optimize the experience.
Woop woop! The #Lightning ambulance is coming to rescue your HTLCs 
A Montreal foreign currency exchange casually advertising a competitive CAD/USDT rate. 
Vienna?