this post is designed to make you think I’m a super important influencer. I will include colorful #hashtags and will liken #Bitcoin to some natural force like gravity or radio waves, to sound #mysterious and #esoteric.

I will also include art to link my identity and words with beautiful things in your mind.

yet my actual words will not provide that much value. The truth is, influencers, like politicians, are overrated.

In fact, you would probably be better off just staying #humble and #stacking sats.

What's that machine?

That’s an old clip from 2021 by the way.

I had one of those. Some kind of scam I assume. 🤔

“Hi, can I ask you something?”

I guess you already did 🤦‍♂️

You had one question and you used it up. Good bye 👋 🤣

Gm nostr!

Wife trying unsuccessfully to persuade 12-YO to get out of the house, go to the park with us.

I chime in: “Come on, It’ll be a walk in the park.”

People who say that #bitcoin was invented by CIA are retards and shouldn’t be taken seriously!

To understand what happened you need to have some knowledge of the pacing of speed skating in a 1500m. Nobody is going flat out as fast as they can all race, so like most distance events it’s about managing the pack and then sprinting all out in the final six laps of the race.

The gun goes off, everything looks methodical and normal, before Yang decides to blow past everyone at full speed. She takes the outside so quickly the pack elects not to try and keep up with her, so they hang back. Now, we’ve seen skaters go all-out before, but normally they burn out and are gassed before the race picks up.

What Yang did instead was choose to just lap everyone, then rejoin the pack in the back and match their slow pace. Call it the pressure of the moment, a disruption to the typical order of the sport, or just a brain fart — but seemingly the rest of the field totally forgot that Yang had lapped them. To make things even more confusing, officials called out the laps remaining based off Yang as the skater in first, not the pack.

So, when they called “three laps remaining” everyone but Yang had four. When they announced “final lap” it only applied to Yang. Staying in the back in first place not only meant she won when everyone else thought they were done, but her teammate Li Jinzi knew that Yang was a lap ahead, so she easily overtook the pack on their final lap to bring home silver.

This is one of the most baller moves a speed skater has ever pulled off, and it’s incredible that it worked.

can you schedule zaps?

On thing to keep in mind is that my zapper zaps sequentially, and typically zaps once every 500ms to 1sec. Good luck! nostr:note1ph50w0cscgxxqc8a8p5ftq2hxe4wc4wp8xxjvmqxgvxkhph9tajsn6m5cn

So same marketing plan as nostr 😂

Confession: I’ve never once looked at Rumble until today and don’t see anything special. Why do people use this?

Osama was a gamer.

Check the national debt: please don’t be high 🙏🏼

The national debt: