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The Original Genuine Garage Door (★★★☆☆) 𝕏
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World’s only FDA approved garage door. Pronoun(ciation): əˈrijən(ə)l jen · yoo · uhn gr · aazh dor

The virtual installation call center (Powered by Ovation) decided to forgo their ties to Old Navy. Expect service interruptions as they move their new call center to the South Pole. The Original Genuine Garage Door team (Brought to you by Excelsior) appreciates your patience.

This is breaking my own posting protocol but it’s for a good cause (plus the people of Nostr have lightning in their hands!). The Kansas City Bitcoin meetup is hosting their 3rd annual block party and they could use some help raising funds. So, consider checking out their Geyser Fund link below (it works with lightning) or at least share it if you have a wide reach. Thanks!

https://geyser.fund/project/bitcoinblockparty/

The Original Genuine Garage Door has a new corporate structure. We promise nothing will change.

We will never send “push notifications” to your propane or natural gas powered garage door opener.

Trap hazard lacks a standard definition. However, it should be avoided at all cost.

We’ll be moving our virtual installation call center from San Francisco to a city that actually has an Old Navy.

FAQ:

Do you use recycled materials in your products?

No. We only install English made, no flood, non-recycled, used garage doors.