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:cat_stare: Doc (WBS Edition) :cat_stare_activated:
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just another guy marginally retarded

fat bitches with stds saying “save a horse ride a cowboy” … maybe you should save a cowboy and ride a horse

seems to me essentially that it says if you unintentionally break commandments you‘re penalized a little but you still go to Heaven

Unless I’m just retarded

gonna be in (((2027))) if I don't blow my brains out before then

>sneeze

>testicle starts to hurt again

what the fuck man

I don't think I'm allowed to invite everyone to the wedding, I have to be (((selective))) about "it" 😔

this was in (((europe))) so for some reason they decided to get fancy with the blankets and all it had was a legitimately tiny duvet on the bed

like no sheets even, pulled up the layer under it and it was just a fitted sheet

nothing in the closet either

I mean one time I was sick as a dog and at like 2am I decided I'd had enough so I was going to run a damn hot bath, brought a water bottle so I wouldn't get too dehydrated from all the sweating, stayed in there for 90 minutes or so, slept great once I got out and felt pretty okay the next day