Save this one for when the haters arrive:

Running Umbrel. Let’s see how long it lasts.

Did she really say that?😱

#plebchain #plebmemes

Still can’t believe this guy is speaking at the #Bitcoin Conference…

what site is this? I've yet to find it.

Okay I tested this out I think this be giffin for you. 😩

NIP-57 is blowing my mind right now. We can sell a product directly from nostr, and have an invoice that proves the customer paid. We can setup a products page with a new private key and have our own storefront.

And the truly amazing thing is this all runs on Bitcoin. We don’t have to know anything about our customer, just that their public key shows proof of payment.

We are witnessing the birth of a cypherpunk society in realtime 🤯⚡️🧡

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yes, just the Nostr client has to support sending payments. astral.ninja was leading this already quite a while ago.

what Nostr client do you use?

Alby.

Alby.

Alby.

Get on with it.

Alby.

DCA every day

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⚡️ Lightning Lottery ⚡️ has begun! Participate with fellow nostriches. Winner takes all 🔥

1 sat = 1 ticket 🎟 Purchase any amount of tickets

Current roster:

#[0]: 520 tickets

Odds Distribution 📊

#[0]: 520 tickets (100.0%)

To participate, DM me OR reply to this post with the following directive 👇

/lottery

/lottery 100

Sadly I didn't stack as much as I wanted to at these low prices, it has been a bad year in general.

Zap me, I just updated my NIP5 wallet to NIP57. Wanna see how it goes🙏

Half of the apps in my iPhone are bitcoin apps.

Zaps are taking over. Today, we saw ln.tips join the NIP-57 train. Who will join tomorrow? Wallet of Satoshi is close. Bitcoin Beach is working on it, too. I'd love to see #[0] add support since they're a popular wallet extension here on Nostr.

Ordinal Inscribers are now paying Bitcoin mining pools to construct blocks for them with zero or minimal financial transactions, so that all of their images get inscribed in sequential order. They are not using the normal block construction methods. They are including these in the next block over the counter or behind closed doors. This has happened 3 times so far with 3 different pools. Luxor, Foundry, and the latest one was from Terra Pool. These out of band blocks are creating a secondary marketplace outside of Bitcoin's normal block construction methods. Miners are now talking about selling blocks before they are found. Thoughts?

Proud parent moment. My son wrote this article for a school assignment. 🧡 (Any Zaps earned on this post will be sent to his Muun wallet.)

What is Bitcoin?

There are only 21 million bitcoins. Currently, the price of each coin is worth 23K, but the real price is infinite.

Bitcoin is a digital currency, which means that it exists only in digital form. It was created in 2009 by an anonymous person under the name of Satoshi Nakamoto. Bitcoin is not backed by any government or central bank, and its value depends entirely on people’s belief that it has value.

Bitcoin works on a blockchain, which is a public ledger of all transactions that have ever taken place. The blockchain is distributed across many computers so no single party can control or manipulate the system. Each transaction must be verified and approved by the network before it can be added to the ledger.

Bitcoin is a digital currency, which means that it uses no physical money to be transferred. Bitcoin is decentralized, meaning that there is no central authority or bank that controls the money. Instead, all transactions are made through a peer-to-peer network of computers.

Bitcoin is a digital currency that can be used to buy goods and services or held as an investment.

What is bitcoin mining

Bitcoin mining is the process by which new bitcoins are created. Mining requires special computer hardware and software as well as knowledge of technical specifications. Miners compete with each other to solve a puzzle which is 67 digits long in order to verify transactions and earn bitcoins for their efforts. This process also creates new competition among miners.

Mining started out as a way for early adopters to get Bitcoins at no cost but has since evolved into a business with specialized hardware and large-scale operations that consumes lots of energy.

Why is bitcoin better than banks?

The idea behind bitcoin is that it should have no centralized authority like a bank or government controlling its creation or its value. This decentralized nature makes bitcoin appealing to some people who don’t trust banks, governments, etc.

Bitcoin is better than banks because banks can print and make their own money out of thin air. This makes their currency worth less. Bitcoin has a fixed amount and will only get more value over time because it is digitally scarce.

Bitcoin is good for the world because it allows people to save that were never able to save before.

⚡ needs to be the standard. Everything else is confusing.

The short answer is everything you're doing is probably fine. The more complicated answer here is that one of your channel partners could be snooping if they're monitoring balances. It's almost impossible to tell where the sats are going though. Someone would just know that you're moving them from one side of a channel to another.

Meme Championship! 🤣

paste your best meme, i will choose one at the end of the day to send 1000 sats. ⚡️

let the battle begin 🤙

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I don't like Nutella 🤣