Maaaaaaan, this sounds crazy saying this in my head but it is fun to butcher animals. Processing up the meat the exact way you like it. It's certainly neat.

This guy really hates bacon.

"Elon Musk saves the world with twitter purchase" but really it's "Some ostrich nerds do it better."

If you want money saving advice, buy a vacuum sealer for your kitchen. You will save enough money not throwing out food and you can buy cheaply in bulk and seperate it out. Get you one!

Dehydrators are pretty cheap and you can use it for anything. They are amazing!

I want to get involved with lightning nodes but the resorces available and word of mouth suggests it's difficult and time consuming. If I'm wrong or this changes, someone let me know.

I have yet to see someone call anything the market has done this year. I'll be shocked if this is a good idea.

Ill buy it from you for 3 sats.

I swear that was me today trying to figure out how to set zap sizes.

You can try it on me. Go ahead. See if it works. I don't mind.

Besides in my lane, I'm down with the sickness.

Pics or it didn't happen. 🙃🙂🙃🙂

I'm so impatient. I scrolled like two notes down and found the answer. I refuse to learn from this!

How do I change the amount of my zaps. I'm just over here zapping 1000 sats. Eh, screw it. 1000 seems fair.

"Highly intelligent and possibly invincible super pigs are invading america!" If that's not the coolest protein, I don't know what is. WARRIOR BACON!

With garlic, you can put the flat side of a chefs knife on it and hammer your fist on it once hard. It should splatter it into a bunch of tiny pieces.

I've been there as an adult.

My favorite color is purple and I love it here!

I thought you sounded like a carbon based lifeform.

If you master the correct chopping technique for the situation, your food will taste better, I promise.