If you voluntarily sit in front of a car with the engine running in the middle of the road it should count as attempted suicide not attempted murder.
Maybe try one of these humanity servicing bitcoin phones. Just announced by the CEO of bitcoin
A classy ass bitcoin phone for taking calls from classy ass philanthropists as you stack them classy ass sats.
Or perhaps you're out in the trenches fighting the fud. This one is rugged and dependable for the trailblazers.
Conveniently located across the street from your local bitcoin bodega.
Ya'll got your running shoes on? Ready or not here it comes.
Get that man a doctor. He's gonna be in a world of pain these next few months
Early prototype
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Ring ring bitcoin phone
It's inevitable but you get the price you deserve 🤷🏻♂️ Forever Laura is powerful.
What can I say, bump stock technology is improving at a rapid clip. They managed a 33.33% increase in shots per second in just 6 minutes of innovation. Bullish on bump stocks. 🫠🙃
He looks so damn salty
Said something cringy? Thats ok. Bitcoiners can now time travel to yesterday with Moscow time!
Haha you're a good one then. I admittedly had a very shitcoiny past. Bitcoin was always the goal but shitcoins were the devil tools I used.
Every meetup I go to instantly also becomes a nostr meetup. Can't stop won't stop
