👇 👇 👇 #asknostr

1000 SATS to everyone who can give me a short video (more than 3 seconds) of any kind of bitcoin mining equipment up to the first 100 unique videos, and I specifically want ALL kinds -

heaters in your room,

miner heating your house,

personal mini mining rig outside in a shed,

bitaxe on your desk,

miner drying food/clothes,

mining container at a datacenter, energy producer, flared gas site, massive mining farm, and literally ANYTHING else you can think off.

I will be the final judge on whether its useful or a repeat or too crappy quality.

Please repost to everyone and send to other socials to get as many entrants as possible. I'm building a collection for some future projects. 🙏

🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥

That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand.

To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳:

✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay

✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck

✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper “gib zap”)

✅ Repost to spread the infection

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⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified

💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice

🗑️ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good

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If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.

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Thanks or whatever.

Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats 💸

#zap #giveaway #nostr #plebchain #memestr #meme #memes #nostrmemes

I have 8000 sats left in my primal wallet.

500 each to the next 16 new followers.

I'm also good at math.

Comment below if you are a new follower (since this post was made).

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I have 8000 sats left in my primal wallet.

500 each to the next 16 new followers.

I'm also good at math.

Comment below if you are a new follower (since this post was made).

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Give me a follow and reply below and get 20 sats. I will zap until i am out of sats.(will let you know)

More audience more fun

Let’s make a deal.

You say something true below and I zap you 615 sats.

Let’s make a deal.

You say something true below and I zap you 615 sats.

Let’s make a deal.

You say something true below and I zap you 615 sats.

"…for I have sworn upon the altar of god eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."

Thomas Jefferson, writing to Benjamin Rush, 1800

💘 We’re here because we LOVE it, improving mining is our passion, so consider this our Valentine’s Day gift to you, #Nostr 🎁

⚡⚡ REPOST THIS NOTE FOR SOME ZAP LOVE ⚡⚡

⚡ ⚡ We’re zapping for the LOVE of it until we run out of sats! ⚡ ⚡

We’re not a big team; there are only 2 “employees” (aka co-founders), one unhinged pleb running the #Nostr, and—most importantly—our devs

Here, you can hash some sats and do your part to decentralize bitcoin mining by bidding on hashrate

We work with small mining farms working sustainably to secure the network 💪

Remigration isn’t radical.

Mass immigration is.

Remigration is simply a return to normality.

🔥🔥 #DEI dying off or being killed off

It’s silly to me that I can’t zap everything.

Signal message? Zap

Text message? Zap

GitHub repo? Zap

Can we just make everything that’s digital, zappable?