“How do I orange pill someone on #Bitcoin when I only have 1-2 minutes?”

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The first step is to tell them to clear their entire schedule for the next 72 hours.

Then, start with a 6 hour rant about the Federal Reserve. Don’t let them interrupt or go to the bathroom.

Follow that up with a 4 hour explanation of why they are a statist cuck if they don’t self custody with a 5 of 7 multisig.

Make sure they understand that they’re not allowed to *buy* Bitcoin. They have to mine it. Otherwise the sats will be KYC and those are for cucks. But they need to build their own miner from only open source parts suppliers otherwise they are a Bitmain cuck.

Then, sit them down and force them to read out loud the Fiat Standard, Bitcoin Standard, and Principles of Economics — no water breaks.

Next, they need to build their own computer using only items that can be found at an abandoned RadioShack. They’ll use this computer to set up their #Bitcoin  and Lightning node.

Then, have them generate their first seed via dice rolls with dice they personally crafted from whale bones.

Make sure they add a pass phrase that is a random string of characters created based on solar flare randomization. They should also write the algorithm to generate this themselves, obviously.

Once all this is done ask them “are you ready to start using Bitcoin?”

If they respond “yes” SLAP THEM TWICE and say “NO ONE IS EVER READY.”

Now, offer to send them some Bitcoin but DO NOT SEND THEM ANY BECAUSE BITCOIN IS ONLY FOR STACKING NOT SPENDING.

Then hog tie and blindfold them and drive them to the middle of bear-infested Alaskan forest. Leave them with only an OpenDime to defend themselves.

And that’s it! Now they’re finally ready to *start* learning about Bitcoin.

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What was the question again?

When I first left twitter, I was worried about missing "breaking news" with respect to bitcoin.

I realized, however, most of the "breaking news" was just a sea of noise.

going to start going to church with my brother again for the vibes

Best country in the fuckin world and it ain’t even close.

Happy 4th of July my fellow Americans! We may not be as free as we can be, but we still have it better than 99% of the world.

Let’s appreciate what we do have, fight for what we don’t, and help others to achieve the same! 🤙🤝

#zaps make the whole thing work!

Exhausted enough to sleep through the fireworks going off around my house. A beautiful and blessed holiday weekend, but tomorrow we rise, stack and put in the work to make the world a better place.

Good night fellow plebs, rest well 🥱 😴

Bought $74 of freedom money for freedom day

GM from me and the sleeping baby with fluffy cute hair 🥰

It's just after 7, I woke up early, didn't sleep well and start work soon 😆

Have a wonderful day #nostr. See you later 💜☀️

Everybody is 🤙 tonight.

Family #UnleashYourPrimal

Like everything, America is imperfect, but we’re proud & thankful to live in this great country. W/ a zoomed out timeframe & global perspective, it’s clear this is 1 of the best places to reside in human hx.

Happy 4th!🇺🇸

(ps: don’t blow ur fingers off u drunk idiots)

Happy 4th of July Americans! Hope your day is a good one