When your waitress understood the assignment...
"I want all of the coffee" 
i practiced my #Nostriga talk in front of nostr:npub1jrcfyw8n298jf83txvlxzx0w7jtfwqs0j4ha0dnn9ns33hgm209sqejdcc last night. she laughed a lot at one of the dad jokes. i'm not gonna lie here, this just made me want to include more dad jokes. 
I couldn't see the son's face.... Did he find the dad jokes as humorous as me?
nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qy28wumn8ghj7un9d3shjctzd3jjummjvuhszxthwden5te0wfjkccte9eekummjwsh8xmmrd9skctc5whthk and I just watched Despicable Me 4 (without the kids 😂😂)
This is the way.
I have a blanket that I made years ago for myself, it took so long to complete and I got annoyed with it.... Needless to say, the ends still aren't tucked 😂😂😂😂
This Damoose is 99.99% complete. The only other one in existence is the original one nostr:nprofile1qqsfpuyj8re4zneync4nx0npr8h0f95hqg8e2m7hkeejecgcm5d48jcpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctv9ucjqmgy made for me. Fingers crossed this can be finished before Riga and I can bring it. 🥹 
Da🫎 is complete (I'm such a damn procrastinator and literally had to tie in a few ends. Took 3 minutes 😂😂🤷🏼♀️)
Music is awful. Hopefully the beer is worth the ear sore 
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Love this!!! God speed during the yarn surgery 😂
Hey nostr:nprofile1qqsfpuyj8re4zneync4nx0npr8h0f95hqg8e2m7hkeejecgcm5d48jcprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68yurvv438xtnrdakj7ht38ww what are all of those bottles in our shower?
Probably belongs to the daughter 😂
nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqpzdmhxw309akx7cmpd35x7um58g6rsd3eqyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2px56dk You're stuck with me 💜😂
Sometimes, they're funny 😂😂
I like it! 
Dying breed indeed, sir! I don't know Phoenix, but I know you- and I can tell you she is one lucky woman!! Just as I am with my nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqpzdmhxw309akx7cmpd35x7um58g6rsd3eqyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2px56dk. 😘😘
I'm not saying that I can't do shit on my own- but it is really nice to have a chivalrous husband (especially when I need to open a jar 😂😂😂)
At the grocery store with my daughter this afternoon, I had to have her (and her young eyes) read the 4 digit code on the avocado.
No matter how far away or close to my face it was, it was illegible.
When the hell did I get this old?!?