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Elder Statesman for BTC-Only Inb4NgU not OG Node Runner

yo yo jack jack is here on Nostr

cool cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž

๐Ÿ‘€ Really? That would be nice. Good thing we all BTFD right?

Ok, anyway. GM Nostroids ๐Ÿ˜Ž

HoneyBadger bites off Cobra's head and eats it, venom and all

Then rolls over on his back, feet up, and motionless...

Later, waking from his astral dream he stumbles back to carry off Cobra's headless body for his children to eat

HoneyBadger cares not about venom

Most of what's wrong in today's world would be corrected by just reorganizing 39 letters, as follows:

Abolish:

CIA NSA FBI ICE ATF IRS FRB IMF

Diminish:

USD EUR GBP YEN

Establish:

BTC

That's one of the cutest notes I've read today. From now on, I will think of this every time I eat a taco... if I ever do. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Lately, when scrolling thru my Twitter feed, I am reminded of The Parable of The Two Frogs:

"A common man from the village had two frogs. He put one of his frogs in ice water and he put his other frog in boiling water. This way he learned that, on average, neither of them was comfortable".

And for tonight's Mempoolery entertainment:

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A transaction which spends $1.21 from a utxo containing $1,093,795.15 putting the change ($1,093,793.61) back into the original native segwit address. The fee is $0.33 and the first confirmation came 9min after broadcast.

Behold the circular economy.

Are you not entertained? ๐Ÿค”

FTX is not #Bitcoin

SBF is not #Bitcoin

Binance is not #Bitcoin

Nina Turner is not #Bitcoin

#Bitcoin Only is #Bitcoin

Very few still have the enthusiasm and courage to buy the terrifyingly deep dips that send the faint of heart scattering like rats back into fiat. That's when we BTFD and how we eventually become Inb4NgU. Do it, and in the future people will call you lucky.

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_a767aa1c3a561fe6ec27131ee9ef48a1641a6a274102c416f715c13553854241.jfif

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test alby test strike

If anyone here is missing their bluebird... please feel free to have one of mine.

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Hmmm.... I tried to zap you and get:

Error: Connection problem or invalid lnurl / lightning address: Request failed with status code 404

Do you use Strike.army for your (lud16) LNurl? Does it not work?

I believe mine does.

Bitcoin Version v24.0.1 Running

Height 777756

Peers 31

Difficulty 3.92e+13

Mempool Size 20.71 MB

GN all ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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(How) does this work? Testing GetAlby ๐Ÿคจ

Yes. And I fear Twitter feeds are largely the same now.๐Ÿ˜

Hmmm... curious๐Ÿค” Damus and Snort both "kinda banned" in China for alleged violation of speech laws. Makes the people want it more I guess.

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BITF $1.06 -$0.050 -4.50%

HUT $1.87 -$0.14 -7.21%

HIVE $3.05 -$0.32 -9.64%

CLSK $3.14 -$0.25 -7.25%

Not a good day for mining stocks today. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ