In an unprecedented move, Bitcoin's enigmatic CEO Satoshi Nakamoto has announced a radical change to the protocol's consensus mechanism.

Following the recommendations of central banks worldwide, Bitcoin is moving away from Proof of Work (PoW) and relying on Proof of Stake (PoS). The Japanese-born founder and president of #Bitcoin eventually realized that a sound money does not require marginal costs in production.

In a joint press conference with leading central banks and a consortium of international commercial banks, the Bitcoin CEO also presented important adjustments for a new BIP approval process. Future Bitcoin improvement proposals now require the nod of the esteemed group. The World Bank spokesman beamed: “We are pleased to add ‘Bitcoin oversight’ to our CVs.”

Other changes include an upgrade to Bitcoin’s seed phrase generation. Users' seed backups are now automatically sent to the central bank. No more lost seeds! The central bank acts as a custodian and holds the keys as a backup for citizens.

Experts consider Bitcoin’s main principle “Don’t Trust, Verify” to be a failure as politicians and global fiat currency planning commissions do not require neutral third-party audit functions to ensure sustainable fiscal and monetary policies. 🧡

#nostr 🐣

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Guys my friend just told me to sell Bitcoin because "they" can just change it whenever they want

Pack it up everyone it's over

The judge just ruled from the bench.

CRAIG WRIGHT IS NOT SATOSHI NAKAMOTO

Further findings of fraud etc will come in the written judgment.

Welcome to law.

Every now and then, justice does prevail. ⚖️

CSW is not the author of the whitepaper

CSW is not satoshi

CSW is not the creator of Bitcoin

CSW did not author the Bitcoin software

no food for Bernie?

gm - c2g

#meme #memestr

I don't even need to add text to this one

can you drive manual transmission vehicle?

While everyone was calling bitcoin a tulip bubble craze, the actual scam blowing up in front of everyone’s eyes was ESG.

A completely nonsensical investment strategy that made everyone believe they could make money by neglecting reliable energy and pushing diversity quotas.

who’s in tokyo in may?

GM, 70k

Larry Nance at the inaugural NBA Slam Dunk Contest – 1984

For podcasts, do you prefer to listen to the audio version or watch the video version? Or does it depend on the specific podcast?

#AskNostr nostr:npub10qrssqjsydd38j8mv7h27dq0ynpns3djgu88mhr7cr2qcqrgyezspkxqj8

pura vida 💜 #slidestr #plebchain

#Bitcoin #Plebchain #Btc #Bullish #BeOG

Jim Cramer on TV yesterday calling #Bitcoin  a bubble

ATH incoming 🚀

💯 agree. They are so stu… Anyway this internet stuff is so new….

Do you remember this from Merkel a while ago….