You’re asking like you’re a girl who matched with him on a dating app and can’t figure out his height by looking at his pictures
Lemme just fetch some crystals and sage, and perform a ritual for him 🪔
What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Didn’t even have breakfast yet bc still in bed
Damn everything just comes back to this guy
Definitely. It’s a hard pill to swallow.
I’ve been working with a lot of Russian and Ukrainian kids and, my God, they’re brilliant, even with the language barrier.
I disagree. My pseudoscience of choice is MBTI.
People who believe in astrology will literally attribute a dude’s history of violent murder to him being a Capricorn or something
Only solution now is to glue your eyes shut, good luck!
Touch the other eye so at least it’s even?