OK, I think I'll add that to my catmas. This whole conversation caused me to pull down my copy of the Principia Discordia from the shelf and re-read my favorite passage:
A SERMON ON ETHICS AND LOVE
One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice said YES?
"O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a heavy burden from my heart!"
WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.
"I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe."
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?
"But nobody Wants it! Everybody hates it."
OH. WELL, THEN STOP.
At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left The Polyfather stranded alone with his species.
(copied from the online version at https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~tilt/principia/body.html)
Nice one. Thanks!
So do I.
As long as the sausages contain pork and beef at rhe same time they are according to the rules.
Homemade or from a good butcher you can have sausages from meat rhat is hardly processed.
The only way not to be a Discordian anymore is to stop eating a hot dog every Friday.
Why would anyone do that though?
There is this couple that moved to El Salvador a while back. They might be helpful.
Let me be even clearer:
FUCK ALL FREEDOM-HATING WHATEVERS
I just unpacked an old box and for the historians here is a pic of the first lightning POS terminal ever deployed in a RL bricks and mortar business.
Thanks to the OG developer legends who built it back then nostr:nprofile1qqsdzexh3s943m0tyt25jskv7tup2kl053wupcm30nqls8g0zy69r0cpzamhxue69uhkvun2daekstnwdaehgu339e3k7mgprfmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuurn093ksmm9wshxuetcw4esz9thwden5te0dehhxarj9eehgunfw3ejuertuxnrar nostr:nprofile1qqsvrlrhw86l5sv06wkyjgs6rrcekskvk7nx8k50qn9m7mqgeqxjpvgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hscyekra and others and thanks to everyone who sent sats through this my way in exchange for beers and burgers! 
nostr needs more people like that Brasilian judge.
I would like to thank the Brasilian gubment and congratulate them for their brilliant nostr PR campaign.
And says! :)
Never saw a talk by him that was not incredible.
Yes, this is a new nostr account because after preaching "not your keys not your coins" for more than a decade I did lose my nostr privkey in a boating accident.
Whereas it did not involve a boat. There was no boat where I stepped so rather a no boat accident with the same result. ;)
Yes, this is a new nostr account because after preaching "not your keys not your coins" for more than a decade I did lose my nostr privkey in a boating accident.
Whereas it did not involve a boat. There was no boat where I stepped so rather a no boat accident with the same result. ;)
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