Tetris was excellent 💜

Damn mist two ", after think and before maybe.

i am in the phone and grilfriend is snorting.

You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many.

Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight.

Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to have saved my fucks from when I was younger, but it's not an option - there are no fuck vaults for normal folks.

Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some wealthy folks have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age.

At some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

“When I say payments, I actually mean someone’s entire financial life”

-- Elon Musk

Hey nostr, you’re smart. Is there a way I could broadcast a note offering a video for sale. The note would contain all of the metadata about the video but the .mp4 url itself would be encrypted (or else someone could take it without paying) I would want it to be a flat price and would want there to be no interaction required for someone to pay for the video (perhaps by zapping the note) and then receive the decryption key to decrypt the url?

I think it could be possible with lnurl LUD-10 success action potentially if the seller pregenerates a preimage that acts as the encryption key for the url in the note?

Yes.

I'm giving up trying to stop stupid people from stupiding

Parmanode can now pimp up your terminal experience. Install "ParmaShell" from Parmanode menu.

Parma this Parma that... I'm running out of naming ideas

Imagine you're following a friend of yours and you zap his pubkey all the time, and you even write notes saying that he is amazing person and you agree with him in everything -- then suddenly his key is compromised and his metadata is edited to depict a strong Nazism supporter, now you're looking like a nazist yourself.

Does that mean we should have never had the concept of replaceable events and all relays should be storing all metadata events from everybody forever?

I'm extremely proud to announce that I successfully defended my PhD with highest honors.

Looking back at years of fundamental research in academia, I'm excited about the future. I plan to focus on Bitcoin R&D, the most impactful project my skills can contribute to.

- Dr. Calle

Re: Israel-Hamas — I find myself tempted to write emotional tweets with simple proposed solutions. I think it’s mainly my brain trying to deal with feeling helpless.