Movinβ to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches.
Millions of peaches, peaches for me. Millions of peaches, peaches for free.


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Iβm just having fun with how ridiculous it all is.
Breaking News: Guess where this low value woman lives? π (I'm having too much fun with this low value woman thing for real.)
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Most likely! Myself yodeling through an alphorn, the cows with their big bells and the goats with their little bells with the occasional moo and meh.
Came home to see snow on our mountain tops. Autumn says hi.

Sorry, wifey!
"Tyrolean Cherries" π π fella sure looks like a cherry. π
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Let me know when you're ready for me to pull you out of the hole. Just grab on to the alphorn when you see it.
Looks kinda nice π
Is there a non-alky version?
π made me chuckle. Take it easy piecey Beave. π«
Yes, this!π
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I LOVED IT
Already got me a cowboy, a Swiss one. π
You ok, ben?
Here π« have something Swiss, brown, and odorless.
π Oh no, a harvester.
Itβs always the βsexyβ ones.
Hmm, that makes me a LVW - low-value woman π
Just started using it. Iβll let you know π€ when I figure it out. Hopefully uptime.
I saw! π the tatted lady with big eyes in short skirts?
This is the first time heβs reached my orbit. Despite how ridiculous that post was, heβs entitled to have standards.
Iβm looking forward to skiing Corbetβs. π
π Right? Iβm impressed myself.
Holding beers with strangers in bitchat #9x rn

Iβm hearing a lot of popular podcasts use LLMs to βfact checkβ. Slop fact checked for more slop.
I accept π«
It's a bit spotty, I must say. I'm considering your wallet. Give me time.
Shohei

I love it. A lot!
He happen to jump as I was taking a photo of the views.
These days, my mind's eye looks toward the future with two other humans to consider. It looks bright because we will make it so.
Life will only keep giving bonuses when we recognise what they are when they come.
Speaking of growing things, the new viticulturist we hired is showing off his babies. Maybe thereβs a Nobody Club wine in my future.
Even if the state of online privacy improves dramatically in the next 25 years, my future is still low-tech to no-tech. Iβll be too busy nurturing, growing and preserving things.
Probably missed him. Now there's an ICE-Agent π









