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Hamlin
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Bitcoin emissary appointed by order of the orange pill.

😂 I'm buying this place..

The 2020's obviously because we have Wavlake.

Replying to Avatar BitcoinHatGuy

Saw this on X. Posted by @zk_shark. Had to share 😎

Get cash

Get a bike

Get a hooded sweatshirt

Get generic clothing

Get 2 large covid mask

Get black sun glasses

Get 1 roll of electric tape

At night ride the bike for a few hours

Hide the bike

Take the cash out of the wallet

Leave your phone and wallet with bike

Walk >60 minutes to the biggest computer store around

Put your mask, glasses, and hoodie on before getting close in private

Don’t make any eye contact with anyone

Buy a laptop

Pay cash, don’t take any change

Walk the nearest clothing store

Buy new generic clothes and a backpack (no change)

Put new clothes and labtop in the backpack

Keep in mind security /phone cameras

Don’t look directly at any camera/ sticker your laptop and phone

Pay cash, don’t take any change

Don’t talk, only mumble softly if needed to not cause suspicion

Walk to a crowded coffee shop

Open the labtop but in the opposite direction you normally would

Put electric tape over webcam and entire border of screen

Start up the laptop

Use a Tor browser

Never search for anything related to your identity or location ever on that computer

Never login to any account or interact with any previous wallets

Set up a fresh BTC wallet

Fund wallet with non dex/p2p exchange

use a protocol that obfuscates on-chain links

Send using multiple transactions but only using round numbers 1/10/100

Once you have the BTC in the wallet

Collect art that YOU want to collect

Shut the laptop off and remove the battery

Go to the bathroom

Stand on top of the toilet so no one sees your legs

Switch clothes, switch mask

Put the backpack on your stomach side and put your new clothes over it

Walk back to your bike

Get your phone and wallet

Then hail a cab back home

Buy guns and surveillance system

Protect that laptop at all cost 🫡☢️⏳

Sign up to Windows with your old MSN email. 🤦‍♀️

Welcome. Feel free to pick some follows from my or anyone elses's profile.

The public ought to be notified with an official pamphlet of expletives and insults with corrolated incarceration terms.

Should be good for a laugh.

How long for blacking up?

Replying to Avatar Duchess

Calling all plebs that still have Instagram, Twitter, Tick Tock, Snapchat and whatever else is out there. Imagine if all of you made videos like nostr:npub1r8wdfruydenz84fxfespcswuhcvyatx6umtd5xguexup49u500xskf50hn 😍 You don’t even have to mention #Bitcoin , just bring them to #Nostr and when they start getting zapped they will naturally learn about Bitcoin. 🙏

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Great..

Pleeebstr though, please 🤦‍♂️

#asknostr

Upgraded Sparrow and all UTXO labels have vanished apart from the latest transaction.

Anyone experienced this?

Halp

I think about this far more than it is healthy.

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