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THE BOB ROSS OF KILLING NIGGERS

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AND LO HERE IS A PICTURE NAMED AVATAR, OF HOW THE FOREST FOLK LIVE IN HARMONEE

"COME HITHER, MY DOVE, FOR I HAVE FOR THEE THREE DONGS

ONE'S THE REGULAR KIND WHAT FOR TO FUCK THEE, ANOTHER SPUN UPON MY HEAD WHAT FOR TO BE A MORON ON THE TREE INTERNET, AND THE THIRD IS THE TAIL THAT GROWS OUT MY ASS WHAT FOR I DEXTROUSLY USE TO WARD OFF FLIES"

AND LO HERE IS NEO, EVER TO THE SKIES HE LOOKS

FOR HE HATH DODGED A BULLET YET HIT HIS HEAD PON THE FLOOR AN HENCEFORTH CANNOT UNBEND BACK

TWO ALIKE CATS HE DID SEE FROM WHICH CAUSE HIS BRITCHES HE FILLED

AND LO I AM DOCTORUS MORFEOUS, BY RACE AN ABYSSINTHIAN NEGROE

IN THE BACK O MY HEAD IS A SOCKET ALIKE TO PORTHOLE, AND THROUGH IT GO AROUND I EVER TO A TELEPHONE CONNECTED

"GIVE ME O BROTHER APOTHECARY A BOLUS, BOTH FOR MY SPINAL BENDS AND FOR INCONTINENCE"

FORSOLONG AS THE MARSIANIAN WAS HALE OF FULL HEALTH, INFLICTED HE UPON MANKIND -- LO, A WAR O THE WORLDS

SOME WITH A FIRE HE HATH ENTIRELY BURNT SAVE THE BRITCHES AND SHIRTS, OTHERS YET HE HATH CAUGHT AND TO MINCE MEAT MILLED

BUT TO THE CITY HE WENT AND FROME THERE A VILE AILMENT HE CAUGHT, IN WEAKNESS HE FELL AND TO EARTH AND ASH RETURNED

"LO I HAVE FOR THEE BOTH LOCAL WEED AND EVERY SORT O OVERSEAS SWANK"

"WE HATH NO NEED OF THY HEROINS, FOR BEER WE IMBIBE TO CAPACITY, THROUGH WHICH WE HAVE MUCH CHEER

AND WEED WHENCE THOU SMOKE IT MAKES THEE A FOOL"

HERE LO LOUKAS SKY WALKER IN A SELF-RUNNING SAUCER HE FLIETH AND HIS ENSOULED WOODSTOVE TOWARD THAT HIM ENABLETH

LONG HAD HE HIS FATHER SEARCHETH YET PON FINDING WITH A FYERIE SWORDE DID HE CHOP HIM TO BITS, FOR WHICH REASON HE IS MUCH SORROWED

"ACH, HERE OUT OF SORROW IT OUGHT BE RIGHT FOR ME TO DRINK VODKA, BUT ALAS MY FATHER HAD CHOPPED ME HAND OFF"

"FOR NAY HAVE I MEANS TO LIFT THE CUP UP, SO IT SEEMS HENCEFORTH I MUST CONDUCT MYSELF IN SOBRIETY"

AND HERE IS A FRIEND OF HIS CALLED CHOOBAKA, NAY A MONKEY MAYHAPS NEER A DOG

NAY A WORD IT ISSUETH FORTH BUT RATHER HOWLES AND ROARES

THEN THE VILLEINS HATH CAPTURED HIM AND UNTO ICE HIM FROZE

HEREIN TWO MAIDS PON A CATOPHEUS WAIL, YET HE UPON THEM LOOKETH AND NOT A WORD DISCERNETH

LO HERE'S FOR THEE A JOKER, NAMED HARYPOTER

MAGICIANSHIP HE'S LEARNING AND FOR SO MUCH NOW HE'S TRYING FLYERY

ONCE ON A BROOME HE HOPPED -- THUS TOO ON HIMSELF HE SAT

HE IS NAMED ANYKEYER LAMER

BUTTONES HE DOTH PRESS, BUT WHAT THEY DO HE DOTH NOT UNDERSTAND, BOUGHT FOR HIMSELVE A WHISTLE BUT KNOWS NOT WHENCE TO PUT IT

AND LO I BE A MYSTERIOUS SPYDER-MAN FOR I HAVE FOR MYSELF A SPARE PAIR OF HANDS

WITH ONE PAIR A LASS DO I COURT, WITH THE OTHER SAMETIME QUITE DEXTROUSLY WINE DO I BIBE

MY SOCKS FROM BIRTH NAY I EVER WASH FOR WHICH REASON MY FEET TO THE CEILING DO STICK

(THIS ALL RHYMED ORIGINALLY, SORRY)

LO HERE I AM A MANNE, VVONDROUSE VVIND-UP DOLT, TERMINATOR TVVO I BE CALLED

HEAD MADE O TIN & I DRINKE KEROSENE

ONCE I AM DRUNKE, PON A DANDEE-HORSE SWIFTLY I RYDE & WITH AN ARQUEBUS I AM VERIE HANDY

IN HEIGHT I AM THREE YARDES & FORE INNARDS I HAVE GEARS CHAINS AND SPRINGS

INTO A SMYTHEE I CRASHED & ALL MY TIN HEADE I BROKE APARTE

"OH SHE'S LIKE UH VIOLENTLY INSANE"

"SHE WAS RAISED IN A CULT. SO SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE SOCIAL NORMS ARE IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD"

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ROCK DOVES ARE COOING

I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN.

ITS HUMILIATING ENOUGH TO BE AWARE OF MY OWN CONDITION, LETS NOT BRING ANY MORE PEOPLE TO GAWK AT THE FREAKSHOW

I AM SHARPLY ALIENATED FROM PEOPLE AROUND ME, INCLUDING FAMILY

THEY DON'T THINK ABOUT THINGS THE WAY I THINK

I HAVE TO WALK ON EGGSHELLS AND ON TOP OF THAT THEY REGULARLY WHIP OUT REACTIONS AND OPINIONS ON THINGS THAT I AM TAKEN ABACK BY, THINGS THAT I WOULD CONSIDER EVIL OR GROSS OR BAD

MY FAILURE AT LIFE AND NON-EXISTENT SOCIAL STATUS MEANS I CAN'T OPINE OR SAY SOMETHING IS BAD OR SHOULDN'T BE DONE

SO IM JUST SLEEPWALKING THROUGH LIFE SEEING EVERYONE AROUND ME DO GROSS SHIT AND HURT THEMSELVES AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO PREVENT THEM

THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO THINK THE WAY I DO ARE RURAL OLD PEOPLE WHO I GET TO INTERACT WITH IN BURSTS, ON RARE OCCASIONS

I'VE BECOME A FOREIGNER TO MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS, NAMELESS HOMELESS AND USELESS

SLEEP DIDN'T HELP

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I CAN'T GROW A COFETREE BUT I CAN GROW A SWEET POTATO OR CHICORY

BAD SYNDROME IN THE BRAIN

DONT WANT TO THINK

TIME TO THOUGHTKILL UNTIL SLEEPY THEN NIGHTMARES