🚨 BREAKING NEWS: BITCOIN BOARD SLASHES PRICES IN EPIC FLASH SALE! 🚨

In a jaw-dropping move that’s shaking the crypto world, the totally real Bitcoin Board has announced a TEMPORARY PRICE REDUCTION—slashing Bitcoin’s price by a whopping 20% OFF! That’s right, folks—roughly $21,000 off the all-time high as of this moment.

The news dropped via a highly official (and definitely not made-up) press release on the Bitcoin Board’s social media. Bitcoin fans lost their minds! Smart investors are stacking sats faster than you can say "to the moon," while the less-savvy are panic-Googling, “Is Bitcoin a publicly traded company now?” after reading this post.

Satoshi Nakamoto, Bitcoin’s mysterious President and CEO (currently on sabbatical in an undisclosed volcano lair), has stayed silent amidst the chaos. Sources close to the Board say he’s too busy signing off on the next batch of limited-edition Bitcoins to comment.

Why the Sale? Why Now?

Insiders speculate this discount is a bold strategy to boost “widespread adoption”—or maybe just to mess with the HODLers who’ve been chanting “buy the dip” since 2017. Meanwhile, whales are circling like it’s Shark Week, ready to gobble up cheap sats before the price inevitably rockets back up.

Act Fast!

This once-in-a-lifetime deal won’t last forever—or at least until the market decides otherwise. So grab your wallets, dust off your private keys, and get in on the action before the Bitcoin Board changes its mind! Is this the dip of your dreams or a trap set by the ghost of Satoshi himself? Only time—and the charts—will tell.

Disclaimer: The Bitcoin Board is not a real thing. Bitcoin remains gloriously decentralized. Please don’t email me asking for the sale coupon code, just buy more bitcoins!

I NEED MORE SATS!

🚨 MICROSTRATEGY DROPS THE "MICRO," GOES FULL "STRATEGY"—AND BITCOIN

MicroStrategy is now Strategy, because who needs "Micro" when you're making macro Bitcoin moves?

The new logo features a stylized “B” for Bitcoin, and the brand’s primary color is now orange—symbolizing energy, intelligence, and of course, Bitcoin. This rebrand isn't just a name change; it's a statement. Strategy is all in on being the world's largest Bitcoin treasury company.

Founder nostr:npub15dqlghlewk84wz3pkqqvzl2w2w36f97g89ljds8x6c094nlu02vqjllm5m couldn't have said it better: "Strategy is one of the most powerful and positive words in the human language. It represents a simplification of our company name to its most important, strategic core."

It's like they've evolved from a software company to the Bitcoin strategy powerhouse. And with this bold move, they're betting big on Bitcoin and AI being the transformative technologies of our time.

Get ready, folks, Strategy is here to play the long game in #Bitcoin .

Press Release 👉 https://www.strategy.com/press/microstrategy-is-now-strategy_02-05-2025

#MSTR

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⚡USDT on Lightning! ⚡

This is going to be interesting

https://tether.io/news/tether-brings-usdt-to-bitcoins-lightning-network-ushering-in-a-new-era-of-unstoppable-technology/

LOOOOL I actually did that 😹😹😹😹😹

Is running a Lightning router node an effective way to stack more SATs? 🤔

I would love to see more Nostr+AI.

Having something like DeepSeek on Nostr will be very useful. I became used to use Grok on X and it will be awesome to have our open version of it here

Good Morning Nostr.

This is my soundtrack for today.

Live Free 🐎

I had a business partner who was suffocating me. After two years of working together, I confronted him and decided we needed to go our separate ways. At first, I felt guilty because he was my friend, but now, I feel lighter, free, and like anything is possible!

YOU ARE FREE! Always pursue what you want without letting anyone hold you back. Your victories are yours to celebrate, and your setbacks are yours to overcome.

We are free, that is the most important thing of all. Never let anyone clip your wings.

Done! Keep doing your amazing work 🥳

I'm entering this lottery for a chance of winning a golden ticket 🎫

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Dear Reader,

Making money is a skill,

Maintaining money is a discipline,

Multiply money is an art.

And you can do all three simultaneously simply by buying #Bitcoin

Congrats! 🥳

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The irony 😹

I'm a simple guy: I saw Bitcoin trading cards and I buy them 😹

PS. All the other perks are very tempting too. Omega good job Geyser Fund 🫶

Let's start a new game: every time an absurdity makes you lean more towards Bitcoin, you buy a little more. Like a drinking game, but for Bitcoin! Who's in? 😹

Let's start a new game: every time an absurdity makes you lean more towards Bitcoin, you buy a little more. Like a drinking game, but for Bitcoin! Who's in? 😹