This underperformed even my own very low expectations

Just remember: this is who we are dealing with

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They're not sending their best

Wow, I can’t believe they’re even more regarded than the 80 IQ bitcoiners, but the proof is in the pudding.

Where’s the money coming from?

Big yikes.

pretty much, yeah

JFC

Only a complete dumb fuck would have thought Trump 2.0 would be a good idea.

Right wingers are such suckers. Every time.

Compared to the alternative?

She would have been infinitely better.

That's a joke, right? The moronic, lying cunt who didn't even know the words to America the Beautiful today? 🤣🤣🤣

I'm no Trump fan, but give me a break. She's was absolutely horrible.

It’s not.

Ouch. He's a clown, but ouch.

Don Jr. has sat down privately with people like Bukele, and Saylor then buys $4.7 of Tron. What’s wild is the creator of Tron gave this very company $30m last week and this week they buy $4.7m of his crypto.

Yeah... not wild at all. This would be business. You get 25 million and I get 5 million of publicity. Sounds good, Mr Sun!

You're objectively wrong.

You must not have a clue

it’s honestly beautiful. this is our competition. they were never going to save us.

What’s wrapped bitcoin?

a shitcoin

🤦🏻‍♂️

Fake Bitcoin that is pegged to the price of Bitcoin so you can use it on other chains.

Solana wrapped BTC failed amazingly in the 2021-22 ftx disaster.

Laughably pathetic losers...

shitcoining at it's finest. no one should be surprised.

But add approving a strategic reserve for extra profit. True, Shitcoining at its finest.

Humans will do human things. Bitcoin will do Bitcoin things.

Saylor thinks they listen to them.

They do, but the masses has to be poor. They buy in the shaddow their sats.

I still remember the reports after saylor's new year's eve party 😅 no one should be surprised brother

big yikes

Shitcoining is part of the journey for many, so hopefully this orange pills the masses. Regardless, as long as they protect Bitcoin rights it’s a net positive.

Protect bitcoin rights? What? Fuck them.

Well, what did you expect from this fella?

Clearly David Sacks messaging is better than Saylor.

What a fail

Genuinely hilarious.

I’m sorry but you would have to be a moron if you believed the Trump brand/family had any other path, shit coining to the masses is in their DNA.

Is it still considered pro Bitcoin if he's buying wrapped Bitcoin on ethereum?

Seems maybe he's just pro Trump 🤷🏼‍♀️

Clown world continues to

Not even any mention of #freeSnowden.

Exactly as expected. Also: disappointment will continue.

Best laugh of the day

The scorpion will do what is in the scorpion's nature, sadly.

Eating 4.7M lbs of cheese in 1 sitting would be better than doing this..

Sort of expected given the number of times he touted “crypto” during his speech at the Bitcoin Conference.

If I recall correctly, he even said make America the Crypto Capital of the world or something of that nature.

The Hidden Capital! I want to live there. #CantSeeMe

Trying to remember who else didn't like Bitcoin because they couldn't control it....

now I remember. Stack whatever you want. Just free Ross. I know what he'll be stackin.

Momma Mia.

nostr:npub1jpm8n0ufr0qxqlcv94h6e7j7e2ujekdk0t950nu4cwpp8rjsju3qjcrl75 If Elon was the genius purported with libertarian ideals and a handle of First Cause Principles, this would not have happened. They do not understand self-ownership. We are not the same.

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What a disappointment. Disappointment is below the low expectations

Who voted for these people and why? 🍿🥤😂🤣😂

“Strategic”

Yeah, the strategy is grift

can't wait for this excellent strategy when it comes to foreign policy as well

Link and Aave? I have’t even heard of the bottom two. It is honestly kind of impressive how quickly they disappointed every reasonable Bitcoin maximalist.

I guess the Trumps can’t afford to but bitcoin.

Garbage in garbage out. What a disappointment.

What the hell even is ena?!? Ethena? How did they pick this shit?

Why buy ETH 🐸?

Wadafak

May they lose every last single sat.

NGMI

Absolutely deplorable behaviour

But that's not the SBR, right?

Just a grift from Trump's family business, right?

Grifters gon’ grift. 🤷‍♂️

So tired of winning with the Trump fucktards.

This is the wake-up call to those bitcoiners who still think Trump is their savior. He’s not. He didn’t free Ross as promised either.

Crypto Trump oddly making the case for fiat.

:ooof:

It’s very funny though if you think about it

Welcome to what's only Day #1

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The state is great in packaging shit(coins) and selling hopium. Put in the work, stack sats in self-custody, backup your seedwords. Repeat.

#cutoutthenoise

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"we're gonna grift so much, you may even get tired of the grifting! and you'll say, 'please, please, it's too much grifting, we can't take it anymore. mr. president, it's too much!' and i'll say, 'no, it isn't. we have to keep grifting, we have to grift more!' we're gonna grift more. we're gonna grift so much" - trump, probably

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"we're gonna grift so much, you may even get tired of the grifting! and you'll say, 'please, please, it's too much grifting, we can't take it anymore. mr. president, it's too much!' and i'll say, 'no, it isn't. we have to keep grifting, we have to grift more!' we're gonna grift more. we're gonna grift so much" - trump, probably

Lol wBTC, dam they were so close but just couldn't find the right blockchain

1st bitcoin president is a shitcoiner 😂

What a joke. Trump family not needed, never has been.

What/Who is $WLFI ?!

More painful to watch than what I anticipated

Btc conference speech of RFK jnr vs Trump was a warning

Trump has yet to understand the crucial difference between btc and everything else

Only a matter of time. I wonder how long that will be!

Seems like everyone needs to do their shitcoinery journey... Wtf are those coins even..?!

Shilling the ppl! I’m with you… lower than even my modest expectations

Was anyone ever thinking it would be any different?

wBTC, they're actually retarded.

Fuck this shit

Do they keep it on Binance?

I wonder if they used wbtc instead of btc because of a decentralized storing solution that depends on smart contracts

they bought the absolute worst alts available. lol

People actually think this was bought for the United States. Hello, it clearly states. It's for their exchange.

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😂 Do we really have to go through ALL the stages??

They will have to live with the consequences.

I really don't get the motivation. this bro is dead in a couple of years and president of the uniteded states. why the fuck would you launch a shotcoin? is it really to make money ? Is he insane? or just a cryptobro?

What about BTC? Forget that other junk! It's fine, I bought some more BTC last night, and will continue to do so every time I mine some more USD.

meh... Is there any reason I should care what $WFLI (whatever that is) chooses to buy? Is there any reason I should care that Trump Jr. is excited about $WFLI celebrating the inauguration?

I fear he could be a Shitcoin president just filling his boots.

Fuck this I'm off to El Salvador lol

Let's start a new game: every time an absurdity makes you lean more towards Bitcoin, you buy a little more. Like a drinking game, but for Bitcoin! Who's in? 😹

🤝

His only mission was to get "democrazy" running again. If nobody would vote the show would stop.

shitcoiner in chief - smh.

This is $WLFI https://www.worldlibertyfinancial.com/us/token-sale. Scroll down and see the team and see the advisors. OMG! 😧

Who did you say “orange pilled” him ? 🤣