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Wet Hot Paper Bitcoin Summer #PBS☀️🏝️

⚡️Wife told her husband she prefers AI slop over listening to his Bitcoin podcast and he isn't handling it well.

Now the wife is seeking advice on StackerNews

https://stacker.news/items/1042019

🚨BREAKING: Phishers from North Korea 🇰🇵 tricked Joe Biden into withdrawing 85% of U.S. Bitcoin reserves into wallets controlled by Kim Jong Un.

🚨BREAKING: World's Largest Bitcoin YouTube Channel Changes Name In MASSIVE Paper Bitcoin Summer Backflip!

*FASB proposes changes to accounting standards which would allow public companies to list Bitcoin PODCASTERS as capital assets on their balance sheet🤯

Not everyone has the fortitude to gamble with conviction but nobody ever secured the future for their bloodline without taking a risk.

Asked ChatGPT what the Bitcoin podcast of the future looks like

🚨JUST NOW: Washington DC based nostr:nprofile1qqs2tr04an58g0rsn6yu2y3e6zxdvxhcmgmhqlp4plgd9c27s2qp75g8hjn29 has filed a 501(c)3 amendment to change their name to Paper Bitcoin Policy Institute 📄pBPI

Which way, Western pleb?

Grok is on top in Japan 🇯🇵 for now, but look which apps round out the top 3 👀

日本のApple Storeの人気アプリ

🚨BREAKING: Teddy Bitcoins reveals his full legal name is Teddy Paper Bitcoins.

Teddy P. Bitcoins, welcome to Paper Bitcoin Summer.

Nostr is NOT ready for the catty bitch energy or the drama Pledditor brings to this game

New profile pic? (Feel free to steal) #PaperBitcoinSummer

Holy shit! Paper Bitcoin Summer featured on 21 Savage's cover of PAPER📄

Gradually.. Then Suddenly

Replying to Avatar AdamHodl

I’m on the nostr:nprofile1qqstuyc7uxqtde2gggkxqpxnee0l7792nz64hl9zwzjglclalug27lqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqghwaehxw309ahx7um5wghxcmmjv4h8g73wd9ej7swt98q and nostr:nprofile1qqsg246x7cn2y4dxslc537l73g0f038z6z8k9ss5n3vep9lp8z3h02qpzfmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ucpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxg95fmtn health regiment of #40HPW of #Bitcoin podcasts, lifting heavy weights, pushups, wearing orange shades indoors at night, touching grass by sunlight during the day, and of course eating meat.

I’ve lost 85lbs since beginning the program less than a year ago but I cannot seem to drop the last 5lbs. What am I missing?

#asknostr

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Podcaster Plateau. It happens to the best of us. Try upping your podcast listening to 50 hours per week until you start making progress again.

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🚨BREAKING: Coinbase Is Relocating It's Custody Vault, Which Secures 12% of All Bitcoin In Existence—Worth An Estimated $280 BILLION—to Israel 🇮🇱

"Customers can rest assured knowing their private keys will be protected by the Iron Dome." - CEO Brian Armstrong

🚨BREAKING: It's official! 58k posts are like boobs

You're always happy to see them and they NEVER get old ✅

🚨JUST IN: Randy Winston aka Haulin' Sats checks in from The Road to weigh in on the OP_RETURN drama

Check it out 🔊

https://blossom.primal.net/6e20c5690b84ef5297ef13d51a81cb8c10d2f056f6cac4c72ba63605f2dfb42d.mp4

🚨BREAKING: Dr. Jack Kruse responds to trolls teasing him for having a beer gut, "I don't have a beer gut, I have a tallow belly."

Dr. Kruse went on to say, "A grass fed beef tallow belly is actually healthier than a six pack, from a metabolic standpoint."