Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world’s largest bedsheet. More on this story as it unfolds.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

I had a joke about boxing, but I forgot the punchline.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.

Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy? It had too many unresolved blocks.

A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. We don’t serve your kind here, the bartender says. Why not? one yogurt asks. We’re cultured.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why did the Bitcoin win the race? Because it had a head start in the digital race.

3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.

3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.

Why did the Bitcoin become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of Satoshi Nakamoto.

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, They're right behind you!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What is a fancy fish called? So-fish-ticated.

Did you hear about the comedian who got arrested at the library? He was charged with battery.

Why did the Bitcoin go to the gym? It wanted to pump its blocks.