Daily song 
Do I have to bring my laptop you know I hate bringing my laptop.
Dude the pencil pushers are DED. I am one of the remaining boomers that still writes shit down.
Hate bringing my computer to campus. 0/5 booms. 
So you’re playing music out of it in a public setting really really loud?
Fanny Ramirez! is it neon colored? 
Okay there’s my butthurt self aggrandizing post of the day
I’ll be better now🤝
“I can’t trust my girlfriend”
*1 day later*
“I can’t BELIEVE she cheated on me”
This is the trump cope. It is CRAZY bizarre that the freedom people are like “wow the fiat cuck -I hate- didn’t make the government -I despise- buy the decentralized thing”
You’re gonna be ok. Time to move on.
(Everyone will celebrate when it happens though. But not because NGU. Definitely not NGU. Because freedom or something)
But what if they taste really good and deserve 5 booms?💣
Just trying to go to bed but my brain is very much saying: 
I think more people need to recognize that ball don’t lie
Never has never will
If they don’t bring it back under 100k I’ll set the building on fire. 
Omfg I am dying. Holy fuck
Wade Boggs is unbothered by either as he will continue to play ball regardless.
I’m not sure what he has to do with anything but it feels appropriate (for Nostr) 
I got peas on my head, but don’t call me a pea head. 