Try only paid relays
I use bitcoin because I value my time.
I’m sorry, Dave. I can’t let you do that.
Me: at urinal, waiting to pee
Christine Legarde: It will come. In due course, it will come.
Free your mind. #bitcoin

Here's an interesting application of LN: Anonymous Payment for compute services.
Right now, if you're a startup using AWS or Google Cloud, and you experience large success, your cloud provider is likely tipped off to your product-market fit. Your set of API keys will be used to, in the happy case, acquire your company at the right price. In the unhappy case, your idea will be replicated at lower cost and you'll be out of business.
Consider the alternative, where you can pay for any amount of compute anonymously with LN. Your usage patterns are more difficult to detect, and your competitive advantage is more difficult to undermine by cloud computing platforms. Would "stealth" startups prefer this? I think so.
Freedom technology.
Cheese is a delivery vehicle for salt
#Bitcoin is beautiful.
People will come to understand its beauty,
as the fiat world becomes more ugly,
the simplicity of bitcoin becomes clear,
as a bell.
You cannot stop an idea whose time has come.
Not my chair, not my problem, that’s what I say

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