I wish I could lock in a 1,000 sats/dollar exchange rate for all future earned dollars.
For the first time ever in Bitcoin's 16 year history, the epoch-over-epoch (EOE) growth has fallen below +100%. Pack it up, fellas. https://m.primal.net/OEka.mp4
Final frame 🍻 
For the first time ever in Bitcoin's 16 year history, the epoch-over-epoch (EOE) growth has fallen below +100%. Pack it up, fellas. https://m.primal.net/OEka.mp4
...and yet I'm sure you still buy stuff, and even if you're using fiat for those purchases, the opportunity cost is fewer sats that you could've otherwise stacked. You see...spending fiat is no different than spending bitcoin. In both cases, it means you have less bitcoin.
Does it come with one guaranteed future block reward?
I think the easiest way is probably to just run Alby Hub on your desktop and open a couple of channels that way.
Wait until people realize that Nostr makes bitcoin p2p money as the whitepaper intended it to be....
At least for now...when on chain fees get crazy again, it'll be pretty difficult/expensive to maintain self-custodial Lightning channels and I'm guessing most will once again opt for cheaper custodial wallets.
Honestly, I don't think it'll make sense until it's reliably self cleaning or until you've got another general robot around that can clean it. The maintenance requirements of these machines is a major hindrance to their adoption.
"Bitcoin can't work as money because it's inelastic and people won't spend it"
Meanwhile plebs on nostr are regularly zapping each other sub-penny amounts of sats just for posting retarded memes.
Yeah, that's a good idea. 🍻
It's never too late to start saving in bitcoin. 
$50 Weekly DCA: NASDAQ vs Bitcoin https://m.primal.net/OATI.mp4
This chart explains a lot. Up until a few months ago, XRP DCAers were significantly underperforming bitcoin DCAers. But with the recent pump, they're finally break even, incredibly bullish, and convinced the pump will continue...but it's more likely XRP reverts to the mean. 
Yeah, most of the value remains in the larger UTXOs.
nostr:nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7cnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqqg909a5z75fgnxzjcej5lur94fq95sw3tc43edkfzucjxczhgncxuc80g2ys what would you say is a good value range to hodl long term?
1m - 10m sats is a good range for the average pleb
One of my nostr core memories is when everyone was first joining and posting memes nonstop many of which were getting100k sats zaps from nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m. Crazy how time flies. Tick tock, next block.