I use bitcoin because fuck you, that's why.

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GM & PV hope 🧡

Everyone agrees tiktok is retarded, but I am constantly sent instagram reels as if it's not 🤦‍♂️

Please remember that you are butt dust. GN!

Please remember that you are butt dust. GN!

Any Bitcoin Fiends interested in joining the club and getting a badge? Lemme know.

Zen Koan - The Gateless Gate

“When Eka came to Bodhidharma (the founder of Zen), Bodhidharma refused to accept him as a student. All Zen masters do this.

They reject you. And this stimulates you. And so Eka came back stronger and stronger, and Bodhidharma resisted him stronger and stronger. And finally Eka cut off his left arm and presented it to Bodhidharma and said, “Here is my left arm, given to you as a token that nothing in the world matters to me except to find out what you’re all about.”

“Alright,” Bodhidharma relented, “what you want to know?” Eka said, “I have no peace of mind. Please pacify my mind.”

And so Bodhidharma said, “Bring out your mind here before me and I will pacify it.” Eka paused for a long while before saying, “When I look for it, I can’t find it.”

“There…” Bodhidharma said, “…then it is pacified.”

- Alan Watts

RIDDLE TIME

Prize: 69,000 sats awarded to the first correct answer.

A tiger, a monkey and a banana must be ferried to the other side of a river.

You have a small boat, which is not large enough to take more than one of them.

If you leave the tiger with the monkey, the tiger will eat the monkey.

If you leave the monkey with the banana, the monkey will eat the banana.

How do you get all 3 across the river?

nostr cured my Twitter addiction.

In other news: heroin cured my crystal meth addiction.

My average screen time is down 50% since #marchofftwitter

You know what’s funny theory?

At some point, all these bullshit influencers will be forced to use nostr instead of other platforms. The hilarious part: they will have a hard time to monetize because most of their braindead followers don’t even go to the fiat mines and cannot zap them fortunes.

The best of it: Quality creators don’t have to compete with bullshit influencers, because they will need to find a new job and might even disappear from the screens. This is especially true when companies start to pay for the attention of their audience directly.

Fun times ahead! ⚡️

PS: If you want to know why they will move to nostr, start here 👇🏻

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Lmao! Although we are a second chance employer, a lot of my staff has been royally fucked by the system. They grew up with a mindset of no way out. They’re seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. They’re excited to understand and know that they’re completely in control of separating their money from the state and can actively participate in saving bitcoin now to create a sovereign future. I’m proud of them and love watching them grow.

- Fiat: Trust, don’t verify

- #bitcoin: Don’t trust, verify

What sound should a wallet / nostr client make when it receives sats?

210k sat bounty for the best one, as determined by the nostr hive mind!

Some say they will never forgive those on the wrong side of history during Covid.

I understand the feeling, but disagree.

Forgiveness should never be off the table.

That said… I need to see much more acknowledgment both individually and collectively before I can consider an apology valid.

Mainly people just go silent when you bring up their atrocious behavior.

They don’t want face what their own cowardice and fear lead them to.

They aren’t ready to admit how wrong they were.

I doubt they ever will be.

Every time I don’t trust my gut shit goes terribly wrong.

Always trust your gut.

Experiment

Timer: 10 min.

I will zap everybody 69 sats that replies with exactly this:

69 me please

Let’s go.