I've got 30 x 1000 sats to give away to new followers.

First cum, First serve.

Just follow + reply to this post so I see you.

⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ Go!!!!!!! ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

(Also don't forget to zap those sats to others if you like).

Every dev has experienced this:

Friend: "hey, wanted to ask you about an app business idea"

Dev: "(sigh) ok what's the idea?"

Friend: "ok hear me out, it's basically like the Google of toilets... If you build it, you can have part of the company"

I imagine this is how hot girls feel having to reject sad men all the time

First person to guess my favourite author gets 5000 sats

🚨🚨My 18 yr old called me overjoyed bc she “got a really good job that will work with her class schedule”

I asked her a bunch of questions and this is what I uncovered:

The owner of a roofing company is asking my daughter to climb on roofs with the promise of $10,000 commission checks to her. She is scheduled to climb on a few roofs tomorrow to provide an “inspection” in the hopes of closing a sale. CLEARLY major red flags. 🚩

She has no experience, received just one day of "sales training” (zero safety) today, and was advised she’s “not an employee” (hired as a contractor—a term she doesn't even understand) on a 100% commission basis.

There’s no safety, OSHA compliance, licensing, or proper training (harness, helmet, shoes, or other safety equipment involved or provided for her to climb on these roofs.

She has no idea the insanity of what she’s being asked to do, and he’s putting her life at risk and in violation of the law.

She’s got that wild hair of independence in her and I’m trying to get through to her as to why this is dangerous / illegal / etc.. any comments / insight you have that I can relay to her and or report this asshole are greatly appreciated.

#asknostr

The X algo has everyone angry today.

🤣😂

#Repost for #followers

the modern version of 'I'll trade you a cookie for your friendship!

$boost 🫂 😂 #plebchain 💜 #grownostr ⚡️#zap 🤣🫂

Kinda want to start a podcast where I only talk to the outspoken, angry, weird plebs from deep within the comments and mute lists 😅

Good or bad idea?

password managers generate a unique password for each website. this means if one of your passwords leaks it won't compromise any of your other website logins.

nostr-login is a regression: if you leak your nsec then they have access to every website that you've ever logged in to.

using your npub for logging into everything is a really bad idea security wise, please be conscious of this before implementing or pushing this as a login solution to websites which may contain sensitive information.

4 months no alcohol.

I saw a TikTok about Nostr like five minutes ago and decided to make an account. The premise is interesting, curious to see if I stick around or if it’s just another account I make and never log back into.

I have no idea what kind of content I’ll put out or if I’ll post at all. I’m just getting a feel for everything.

#introductions

Men who are 30+, please give one piece of advice to men who are 19 to 30.

We appreciate you folks...

Is adidas a shitcoin ?

Tonight I am doing my first ever solo bedtime with a 2 year old and 6 month old. Pray for me.

#plebdad