Please offer me some suggestions for how I should contribute a weird pizza to Thanksgiving next week? I wanna use traditional T-day flavors but as food-crime as possible. Like cranberry sauce and giblets or something.

I can give you mine🤷🏽

It's the best but it's not like a secret

It's not the best until it gets the final job joo hand wave and blessing🤷🏽

Seriously you know I'm magickian

You're missin out tasting early yarno

Mine is better🤷🏽

I won a dip off with my ex. 🤷🏽

*slaps it out your hand*

Not ready yet.

This is for friendsgiving

Nothing wrong with boobage. 😏

*sighs and puts thumbs in belt loops*

Yep I reckon it's time I made my famous spinach artichoke dip.

Mmhmmm

Animal Sunset also likes to make...enhancements...to the ladies for some reason. 😳

Potterhead in heart 🧡 Already play this game at least 20 times per week..

#plebchain

Oh, weekend, I can sleep in finally!

Kid: I think I’ll wake up earlier than weekdays.

Every time.

🤦‍♂️

That’s great news about your mum 💜💜💜

Over the past few weeks, I've had multiple friends get mad at me for implying that their well-intentioned, pie in the sky efforts may be counterproductive thanks to unintended consequences.

this note + your profile picture is a pretty scary combo for some reason