I like how the bear strawman still lives in the hyperbitcoinized world
I'm building a 2-player flobby bird game where you bet ecash and literally just got the p2pk setup working. It took a while bc im an idiot and cryptography is magic 
Is anyone working on NOSTR based dlc or similar apps? I need it to help my degen gambling with nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4
Would love to setup some rules, agree over nostr, then publish the results to a note that sends a zap automatically. no clue how it would work, but would be amazing.
#asknostr
The most straightforward way ATM is with ecash and a multisig pay to pubkey setup and a 3rd signer as your "oracle"
P2pk constrains who can spend the cash and supports timeouts/refunds
Each party would make a 2 of 3 multisig p2pk spendable by the counterparty, the oracle provides the 2nd signature when the bet is settled
Mints support p2pk now but a true DLC is a bit more complicated // good luck I haven't grokked that yet
God dammit you just reminded me I own OHM in some lost Metamask wallet
Chat how do i seppuku?
Either this is just blantant money laundering or we have a simpademic of epic proportion, how does this person I've never even heard off bag over 420 BTC in a year
And here I'm breaking my back taking any overtime I can get to bag a few million extra sats, lol
https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/a/backwoodsaltar/onlyfans-sophie-rain-earnings
"Dad what do you do for work?"
I pretend to be a woman online
A walking toaster that destroys its package if intercepted is hilarious
I'm a kefir maxi but only BC its a way to make low sugar milk
Dad got a smart TV and I wanted to put jellyfin on it.
Its literally a 20 step guide just to set up samsungs IDE so you can sign the jellyfin app
Sub 100k, it's over bros
Not like the old reply guy spam but like an LLM instructed to write snarky midwit replies that I can later dunk on
I should make my own reply guy bot to boost engagement on my notes
Feels underwhelming, when do the machine elves show up?
BREAKING: Fed Chair Jerome Powell says #Bitcoin is a competitor to gold, not the US dollar. https://v.nostr.build/I7FKiJwSKsFVfYJS.mp4
Well of course, the rocketships don't compete with dogshit
My master plan is to only ask for bitcoin for christmas so my family is forced to learn about it
Nice to see the commerce clause losing.
Still can't get over what bootlickers said farming for your own personal use fell under the commerce clause because it affected the broader market
LARGER FONTS FOR PAYING USERS. YOU SHOULD HAVE TO TURN YOUR PHONE SIDEWAYS TO READ AN nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx POST.
ECASH BASED FONT SIZE PER CHARACTER
