Bitcoin is like a marriage. You get lured in with this fun-loving, magic internet money that just wants to travel and go have fun and buy drinks in Cabo.

Times are good, and you want to make the commitment real, so you go all in, and when your old friends say you’re crazy, you get new ones, because you’ve found yours.

And then it dawns on you that from here on out, a portion of every day of your life will be spent thinking (along with Ancient Rome) and rethinking about your UTXO management.

And you’re cool with it.

Beautiful chaos!

The nerve of these banksters.

Ha! So true.

GM. ☀️☕️ Happy fiat-mining Monday.

Now we wait for the solar flare!

Yum!

Nice! Stacking time.

T’is the season!

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon

Spill theirs just anywhere

But God loves those who treat their

Semen with more care

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

Let the heathen spill theirs

On the dusty ground

God shall make them pay for

Each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted

Every sperm is good

Every sperm is needed

In your neighbourhood

Careful with that wrench Steve. #plebchain #bitcoin

The term “wallet” will always be confusing AF to new peeps.

Need!

Classic. Funny though, I first read that as “A.I. Bundy” and I thought it might be generative! 😂

Play on a bar table. 😂

Screw it. Headed out to the Wild West.

I need to buy a Calvin & Hobbes hardcover in cash or sats. 😂

Ha! Perfect. 😂

Ha, might have to trade my copy of SoftWar. JK, ain’t got no time for that.