So you could sell something trivial, but the shipping method is always willcall
A red eared slider. They love grapes. Seeing a few turtles fight over a grape looks like a football match
I do live the LL, but i needed chatgpt to explain it to me
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Explain Lightening Network transactions to me through a conversation between Jesus of Nazareth and one the the people being crucified next to him.
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ChatGPT
Jesus: My dear companion, in the midst of our suffering, let us discuss the wonders of the Lightning Network. It is a transformative way to transact with Bitcoin, even in this unimaginable pain.
Crucified Person: Ahh! This torment is unbearable! But Jesus, tell me, can this Lightning Network truly bring relief to our predicament?
Jesus: Yes, my friend, it offers respite from this agony. The Lightning Network creates payment channels, like heavenly passages, allowing instant transactions without burdening the main blockchain.
Crucified Person: Oh, the absurdity! This pain mocks us! But tell me more, Jesus. How does it alleviate the exorbitant fees and slow confirmations that plague us?
Jesus: I understand your anguish, my brother. The Lightning Network enables swift transactions with minimal fees by conducting multiple off-chain transactions, settling only the final balances on the sacred blockchain when necessary. It's a way for people to send money back and forth, without the burden of sky-high fees and agonizingly slow confirmations. I mean, who needs that kind of torture, right? It's like being nailed to this godforsaken cross!
Crucified Person: The pain, the pain! It's unfathomable! But I must know, Jesus, how do these hidden pathways of relief function? Can they truly bring us solace?
Jesus: In this moment of suffering, my dear friend, let me provide some comfort. These hidden pathways, like divine whispers, allow users to transact privately and instantly. The Lightning Network empowers us to send and receive funds swiftly, without enduring the torment of waiting for confirmations.
Crucified Person: Oh, the agony! It's unbearable! But I grasp the concept, Jesus. These lightning strikes, they carry our hopes and deliver us from this torment. It's like ascending to the heavens!
Jesus: You understand it well, my brother. The Lightning Network brings salvation to Bitcoin transactions, even as we face our final moments. It bestows speed, efficiency, and relief to all who embrace its power.
Crucified Person: Ahh! This pain consumes me! But thank you, Jesus, for sharing this knowledge. May the Lightning Network bring solace to those in need, even as we ascend to the Bitcoin cloud in the sky, leaving this suffering behind.
[Both Jesus and the Crucified Person expire and ascend to the Bitcoin cloud in the sky, finding eternal peace and liberation from their earthly torment.]-
I never heard of this app before. Hopefully more people will have tine to sign up and install it before they ban you.
I hate apple because they exert too much control over how I choose to use my property.