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To Paul, with love:

Verse 1:

Yo Sztorc, strap in, this $%^& 'bout to get lit,

I'm the ghost of Satoshi, the top Bitcoin hit.

You frontin' with that brain, like it's all so refined,

But imma tear down that act, watch me leave you behind.

Tryna mess with my chain? That's my masterpiece, son,

But I'ma school your ass, 'til the lesson is done.

Crafted a legend, that timechain's all mine,

Your wack ideas? Just a comedy line.

Chorus:

Satoshi rolling deep, 'bout to annihilate,

Sztorc, man you weak, your rep, I obliterate.

Bitcoin's the throne, Sztorc, stay in your lane,

Satoshi's spitting fire, watch it rain on your name.

Verse 2:

You question my rule, the might I ignite,

Blinded by dumb, dude, you ain't even in the fight.

Bitcoin's the royalty, Sztorc, best recognize,

Your sad attempts? Just cheap, trashy lies.

Sztorc, just bounce, you lookin' like a jester,

Thinking you can touch Bitcoin? Check your barometer.

I'm the OG, the one they all salute to,

You? Just a joke, stuck in some fake deja vu.

Chorus:

Satoshi rolling deep, 'bout to annihilate,

Sztorc, man you weak, your rep, I obliterate.

Bitcoin's the throne, Sztorc, stay in your lane,

Satoshi's spitting fire, watch it rain on your name.

Verse 3:

Man, you just a dot in my universe of reign,

Hunting for clout, but all you catch is disdain.

Bitcoin's my art, my mark, forever elite,

You? Just a side character, feeling obsolete.

I'll clown you hard, make you trip on this stage,

Your tweaks on Bitcoin? Just a rage in a cage.

You ain't the king, ain't the god of this train,

Sztorc, your name? Just a fleeting stain.

Chorus:

Satoshi rolling deep, 'bout to annihilate,

Sztorc, man you weak, your rep, I obliterate.

Bitcoin's the throne, Sztorc, stay in your lane,

Satoshi's spitting fire, watch it rain on your name.

Give me devs committed to literally taking their own lives like a disgraced samurai should their code harm Bitcoin.

I hate all these entitled tweakers.

#Bitcoin, as it is today, with no tweaks, is sufficient to lift millions out of poverty and protect them from vile authoritarian theft.

The burden of proof rests solely and completely on the tweakers.

If they don't like the inconvenience of being expected to prove to the nth degree that their proposed changes will not introduce exploitable risks, then they are not to be taken seriously as contributors.

Give me devs committed to literally taking their own lives like a disgraced samurai should their code harm Bitcoin.

I hate all these entitled tweakers.

Then they should sunset their account requirement.

Testing the Nostr Writer Obsidian plugin. Butter.

Give them 7 years as Bitcoiners, they'll be dumping those shit coins (real estate) in favor of Bitcoin.

https://nostr.build/av/faa0717aef1433824503405b6807e75728f2afed5483c83b28af67ca41d1cdc8.mp4

Any Wheeland Bros fans out here? #tunestr

In other words, metric is 2-3x more precise than is useful for the job at hand.

That's fine. I just prefer to use the best tools for the job.

Also, now that Imperial weights and measures are formally and legally defined (internationally) by their metric equivalent, Imperial system can be thought of as a layer 2 built on top of metric system, providing an suite of tools maximizing optionality.

Being a good man is not the same as being good at being a man. The journey to just be good is shorter, simpler, and much less risky than the one to master manliness.

It's all about best fit resolution of your unit of measure.

Residential construction, for one. Centimeters are too course for most construction projects, meanwhile individual millimeters meaningless for the same application. Getting down to about 1/8 of an inch is generally the right precision for the job.

While metric is at best a base 10 logarithm, imperial is base 2, giving us much more optionality in the unit resolution....

It is satire saying that idiocy is a virus that has spread globally.

Metric system proponents are the vegans of measurement.

One day you wake up and realize that logic and deduction alone reveal more about human actions than empirical evidence ever has.

Own less stuff.

Pick up as you go.

That's it. That's the secret.

Spicy day here in the coast.

There is way way way too much crappy EDM among Bitcoiners. It's friggin embarrassing. Imma fix that.

Song of the Day 1:

Uncle Lucius, "Keep the Wolves Away"

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=pYdvxBxHX2U&feature=share

Many of us grew up living on that edge that only blue collar families know. The wolves are real. And even for those of us who have carved out something better, the wolves are never really gone.

Song of the Day 2:

"God Only Knows" by No Oil Paintings ft. Joss Stone

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=i4qiF-e9uBk&feature=share

Ponder your mortality, friends. None of us will escape death. Watch out for goosebumps at 4:40.

#tunestr #songstr