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TitHub repository available here: [https://github.com/WalkerAmerica/titcoin](https://github.com/WalkerAmerica/titcoin)

# Abstract

This BIP proposes redefining the commonly recognized "bitcoin" and “sats” units so that what was previously known “bitcoin” becomes “titcoin” and what was previously known as “sats,” the smallest indivisible unit, becomes “tits.” The “Bitcoin” Network will be renamed to the “Titcoin” Network. Under this proposal, one tit is defined as that smallest unit, eliminating the need for decimal places, and 100,000,000 tits is defined as a titcoin. By making tits the standard measure, this BIP aims to simplify user comprehension, reduce confusion, and align on-chain values directly with their displayed representation.

Also, by aligning Bitcoin's brand with live-giving tits, we will supercharge adoption and inject humor into financial sovereignty. After all, every baby came into this world sucking on tits.

**Under this BIP:**

- Internally, the smallest indivisible unit remains unchanged.

- With this proposal, "1 tit" equals that smallest unit.

- What was previously referred to as "1 BTC" now corresponds to 100 million tits.

- Satoshis are permanently eliminated.

# Addressing the “Buttcoin” BIP:

Not much time need be wasted addressing the catastrophic “Button” BIP proposed by Rockstar Dev, but two points bear emphasizing:

1. “Butts” is shitcoin-adjacent terminology (where does shit come from? Exactly…)

2. Butts give you poop. Tits give you milk.

**Case closed.**

# Motivation

Bitcoin's branding is boring. Worse yet, critics think Bitcoin is already "a joke," so let’s own it, let's: Make Bitcoin Funny Again. Laughter is universal, irresistible, and much cheaper than marketing agencies and product roadmaps. Besides, basically everyone either has tits or likes tits. Additionally, renaming Bitcoin as “Titcoin” makes the common trope of “Bitcoin BROS” sound even more stupid. “Titcoin Bros”? Get a life, man…

By rebranding Bitcoin to Titcoin (.)(.), we achieve several key goals:

**1. Haters Become Users:**

People like tits. Tits give nourishment to babies. They can stack tits instead of just making fun of them. Adoption skyrockets as trolls turn into tit hodlers.

**2. Memetic Power:**

The word “tit” is both universally funny and ageless. “Send me 10 tits” is instantly iconic. “Nice tits” is a great compliment. “That’s gonna cost you a pair of tits” is hilarious. Try saying that without smiling. You can’t. (.)(.)

**3. Simplifying Denominations:**

Decimals are a blight on humanity. 0.00000001 BTC? Kill it. Under the Titcoin Standard:

- 1 Titcoin = 100,000,000 tits.

- Satoshis are gone. Forever. If you see Satoshi on the road, kill him - just like in Zen, where the teacher becomes the barrier. We transcend satoshis and achieve financial enlightenment.

**4. Aligning with the Ledger:**

Bitcoin’s base unit was always integers, but now they’re funny integers. No more fractions, decimals, or math anxiety. Just tits. (.)(.)

**5. Adoption via Humor:**

Titcoin lowers Bitcoin's intimidation factor. Newbies will feel at ease buying tits instead of serious-sounding fractions of BTC. Tits > Decimals.

# Specification

**Terminology Redefinitions:**

- "Bitcoin" → "Titcoin" (.)(.)

- "BTC" → "TIT" (ISO-friendly and hilarious)

- Satoshis → Gone. Eliminated. Defeated.

**Example:**

- Old: "I’ll send you 0.00010000 BTC."

- New: "I’ll send you 10,000 tits (.)(.)."

Wallet balances would display as:

- "You have 1,000,000 tits" instead of some boring fractional BTC amount.

# Adoption Strategy

**1. Memes First:**

Flood Twitter, Reddit, and Telegram with memes. Start with *“Hodl your tits”* and *“Stack tits”*.

**2. Titcoin Podcast:**

There is already a podcast called _“Titcoin Podcast”_ (which many people are saying is the fastest-growing Bitcoin (Titcoin) podcast in the world). Titcoin Podcast will be a driving force in the adoption of the Titcoin Standard. (.)(.)

Nostr: https://primal.net/titcoin

X: https://x.com/titcoinpodcast

Web: http://titcoin.org

**3. Kill Satoshis:**

Developers MUST remove all references to satoshis. Replace satoshis in GUIs, APIs, and block explorers with tits. Satoshis were a stepping stone - it’s time to let go.

**4. Emoji Standardization:**

Use the (.)(.) emoji universally to denote tits.

# Rationale

**1. Usability & Clarity:**

"Decimals are for nerds. Tits are for everyone." A common currency for humans should be easy to use, funny, and integer-based.

**2. Appealing to Critics:**

Bitcoin has endured years of attacks from all sides. By adopting the Titcoin Standard, we turn anyone who doesn’t like Titcoin into a tit-hating bigot. It’s an elegant financial counterattack. Additionally, everyone always says “we need more women in Bitcoin,” and now women will feel more represented by Titcoin, because they have tits. (.)(.)

**3. Transcending Satoshis:**

Satoshis served us well, but their time is over. True enlightenment comes when we abandon decimals, satoshis, and arbitrary denominations. If you meet Satoshi on the road, kill him.

**4. Memetic Durability:**

Everyone loves a good tit joke. It’s timeless.

# Backward Compatibility

There is no backward compatibility because Titcoin is the future. Applications must hard fork their UI to replace all references to Bitcoin and BTC with Titcoin and TIT.

# Implementation Timeline

- Phase 1 (1 month): Meme dissemination. Every wallet dev team is required to add (.)(.) emoji support.

- Phase 2 (3 months): Exchanges rebrand BTC tickers to tit. *Nostr zaps tits into hyperspace.*

- Phase 3 (6 months): Michael Saylor announces MicroStrategy now stacked 10 trillion tits, declaring it the superior currency. ETFs follow suit, ensuring Wall Street hodls tits en masse. Banks allow tit transfers via SWIFT.

# Test Vectors

- Old: 1.00000000 BTC → New: 100,000,000 tits (.)(.)

- Old: 0.00000001 BTC → New: 1 tit (.)(.)

- Old: 0.001 BTC → New: 100,000 tits (.)(.)

# Future-Proofing

Tits ensure we have infinite memes for infinite money.

**Example Phrases for the Future:**

- "Better hodl on to your tits."

- "This is the Titcoin Standard."

- "I’m sending you tits."

- “I’ve never seen so many tits!”

- “That’s the million tit question.”

- “We need more women in Titcoin.”

- “I’m a Titcoin Maximalist.”

- “Nice tits!”

- “I love tits.”

# Conclusion

By renaming Bitcoin to Titcoin and adopting a whole-number unit display, we align memetic dominance with financial sovereignty. Haters become adopters. Tits become wealth. And the world gets a little bit funnier. (.)(.)

Let’s hodl our tits and watch the world follow.

# Copyright:

This BIP is licensed under CC-🫱(.)(.)🫲-1.0 and the eternal blessing of tit (.)(.) memes.

Thank you nostr:npub16c0nh3dnadzqpm76uctf5hqhe2lny344zsmpm6feee9p5rdxaa9q586nvr and the nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg team.

LFG! 🚀🧡

I think nostr:npub198q8ksyxpurd7lq6mf409nrtf32pka48yp2z6lhxghpqe9zjllfq5wtwcp is the first royal on Nostr, right?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_of_the_Assad_regime

So who are the rebels? Tahrir al Sham https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tahrir_al-Sham They’re a faction that is opposed to Al-Queda and ISIS with some support from Qatar and Turkey. It seems like it’s mostly a remixing of Islamic groups which had led the civil war for a long time, but when Iran, Russia, Hezbollah, Israel, and The US got distracted elsewhere they were able to use some support from Turkey to finally overthrow Assad and capture Damascus. My guess is once they took Aleppo and discovered Assad wasn’t able to bring in help in a counter offensive then faith in the regime amongst its soldiers collapsed.

I’m personally really concerned about what will happen to the Rojava, the autonomous Kurdish region ( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_Administration_of_North_and_East_Syria ). At the start of the civil war Kurds who are aligned with the Turkish PKK took over and liberated their own land, then got support from the US to defeat ISIS. The region has been effectively an independent country for the last 12 years. Ideologically the PKK used to be a Marxist group but they shifted to Social Ecology, a branch of left Anarchism founded by Murray Bookchin a couple decades ago. They do not believe in a centralized government and have run their region with a network of independent democratic local governments, associations, businesses, and militias. The US government maintains military bases and cooperation with Rojava. While many people in Rojava are religious the movement is multiethnic and non-Islamist in its political ideology. I find it kind of crazy that such an interesting radical political and economic project can emerge in what is clearly one of the most difficult and conflict ridden places.

Despite the US and Turkish governments being close allies and the US providing military support to the Kurds in Rojava, the Turkish government hates the Kurdish sovereignty movement. Turkey wants to prevent the emergence of any independent Kurdish country, even one without a state as such like exists in Rojava.

Will Turkey turn on and invade Rojava now that they have something like allies in power in Damascus? It doesn’t seem to make like Tahrir al Sham is an agent of Turkey, there are militias directly under the control of Turkey occupying land which is nominally Syrian, plus regular Turkish troops, but more like Tahrir al Sham is just getting support where it can. So we shall see.

One last thing I find interesting is the positive statements put out by governments around the world about the fall of the Assad regime to an organization that those same governments have declared a terrorist group. Does a terrorist grouping become a military when it gains control of a nation state?

https://video.nostr.build/8acb5fd62cd83fffe8c954da276f7e014c3a93f6d949592ef2c7053153a42cc1.mp4

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You did it. You found a way for us to live on Bitcoin while technically also shorting the dollar with credit cards. Fucking Brilliant.

I'm signing up yesterday.