what the feeling 
all right, i think i have a good combination of relays now. found a few active accounts with followers and added every relay that at least two of them were using, which turned out to be these 12 relays:
wss://eden.nostr.land
wss://relay.damus.io
wss://nostr.wine
wss://relay.current.fyi
wss://brb.io
wss://relay.snort.social
wss://relay.nostr.band
wss://nostr.milou.lol
wss://relay.orangepill.dev
wss://relay.nostrich.land
wss://nos.lol
wss://relay.nostrplebs.com
#ADHD moment

#test
European presence on here isn't too strong yet, it seems.
guy builds a camper trailer for his moped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbBVnuXvfNQ
then he converts it for his snowmobile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNmnkDev9VQ
the Satoshi is a *really* small unit. 4510 Satoshi for 1 US Dollar.
breakfast is ready. a somewhat weird breakfast, maybe, but...

whah, sudden influx of payments to my Lightning address đŽ
i hear a lot about that wallet.
making potato wedges in the air fryer to serve with roasted chicken leg and peas. the wedges are rustic and home made. i deep fried a big batch, let it cool down and then froze it down as individual servings.
apparently, a balance of 3 sats isn't enough to zap 1 sat to anyone. âšī¸
feels a bit like PayPal for Bitcoin.
i'm not too happy about having a wallets that i'm not the sole holder of the private key to, but it looks like these Lightning addresses require central servers to work.
is everybody basically using Lightning wallets for Bitcoin at this point?
the zapping will continue until morale improves
follow notifications aren't really a thing here, are they?
it's a lovely day outside
aaa monitor glare
*pulls down blackout shade*

i'm a Mastodon/Fediverse user since 2017 and i run my own instance + relay there, and have used crypto here and there for many years, so i've got a little bit of an idea of how this works, at least.