So it begins..

#memes #memestr

Good morning 🌅

I wake up

I cringe while putting together videos of myself documenting bitcoin stuff

I do sport

I sleep

The cringe phase of making videos is genuinely hilariously difficult to get out of.

#embracecringe #freethecringe

Cancelled flights. Phantom visas. Racial profiling. Lost AirPods.

Still made it.

Still Bitcoin

👇🏽

Trying to get to Fort Lauderdale for #MiningDisrupt. Routed through Montreal to save time. Mistake.

At check-in:

“Where’s your ETA?”

Me: “What’s an ETA?”

Apparently Canada wants a transit visa even if I’m not entering.

Apply online. “15 minutes” they say. It never shows. Flight cancelled.

Call my agent in Lebanon. She finds me a #Delta flight leaving in 50 minutes. Canadian desk says I won’t make it.

I ignore her.

Sprint to Delta. Supervisor stops me. not to check my passport.

“What do you do?”

I say: “Bitcoin.”

He smirks: “You’re good. Enjoy your trip bro.”

Checked in 120sec before cutoff. Staff claps. As if I landed a plane myself.

Security: chaos.

Boarding. Random security check. Of course. Not blue-eyed Kyle behind me. Me.

When searching for “electronics”, I noticed: I forgot my AirPods in one of the security Xtray trays. Super Nintendo case.

I inform a Delta lady at the boarding and board anyway. Doors about to close.

Then, after like 20min in my seat; the Delta staffer appears, drenched in sweat, holding up the case. “Are these yours?” 🙃

So today I:

– Got wrecked by bureaucracy

– Rescued by a #Bitcoin nod

– Profiled at the gate

– Reunited with my gear

– And still made the flight

The system tried. It failed.

I didn’t.

Keep moving #Nostr.

Good Morning.

Nostr or slavery.

Bro the other day, I was watching the news and I've seen a commercial too to donate holocaust survivors. We are all being bamboozled.

Strategy has over 500,000 Bitcoin now!!!!

#bitcoin $mstr

Just sat through an hour long STIHL inc. meeting

The president of the company spent 1/2 of the meeting talking about inflation

He says it is caused by COVID

Also we have a strategic plan all the way out to 2030… that doesn’t involve bitcoin

We are hiring financial analysts

And have internships for finance

Those don’t include bitcoin either….

The executive council

That’s what they kept referring to themselves as

lol

They NGMI

These meetings hit different with purple and orange glasses on

I was the only one in the room out of hundreds of people even aware of the fiat scam

Geez

Then at the end they took questions from the audience

And a few people started bitching about how HR still works from home and gets paid to sit in their pajamas while everyone else has to come to work

They got so triggered

It was a hilarious clown world meeting

They are all clueless about what’s going on tho

#bitcoin