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Zardoz
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I'm David... owner of two Belgian Malinois - Ziva and DiNozzo. #orthodox #christian #bitcoin #tech and #drone junkie. #aiart My notes and opinions are my own… All zaps go to my #Malinois kibble budget - it's a lot to feed pups that are training for #SAR #searchandrescue

Oh dang it!! We could have gone with that for a while… 🤣🤣🤣

Sorry fam…. 🫂

Yea I love my doggos. God help me but I’ll be adding another female to the clan soon.. the plan is to breed her with our male (our current female is spayed and is his sibling).

God help me and my sanity… please pray for me… 🤣

But these two clowns are just amazing.

What breed of dogs do you have?

Just pulling your chain…

Facts never care about feelings..

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work…

I’m here all week folks.

#dadjokes on #nostr #jokes #jokestr #grownostr

Glandex is a special fiber supplement. Basically makes the poop harder so the glans express themselves.

As for DIY butthole squeezing I leave that to professionals so I don’t have Ziva bite me and I don’t puke on her. 🤣 - I mean with that face how could I barf on that head…!

#zardoz #grownostr #nostr

You might want to consider getting the glans expressed and something called Glandex - you can get it off Amazon.

And no.. Pumpkin won’t help.

My #ziva and #dinozzo ala #ghibli #malinois #gpt #ai

GN #nostr

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