i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again.
“Chainsaws on drones.”
It’s asparagus season - don’t forget to keep the rubber bands.
They’re the best in the biz.

Negativity doesn’t get traction here.
#coffechain

I use this tool almost everyday!
https://damus.io/note1ac5gvwqdjmtdwcuzqd8952rsn355ccq2sa8z49acyapkvzzel9lsugrjt3
i sometimes dream i’m good at darts.
answer like nothing wrong happened.
sloppy seconds if there are any
I don’t like bananas, but this is perfect.

bro 
As an audio learner, #[0] has done more to make info available to me than anyone and I am a better person for it.
This article is the reason I started throwing beefsteaks. It’s hilarious and enticing - and it might make you want to beefsteak too.
I’m honored that Guy took the time to read it for people to hear.
I think everyone should listen to it.
there is still occasionally stuff worth seeing on twitter.

kids: luv merry-go-rounds and carousels.
also kids: throw up when u drive to the store.
need recs for sword shops in Paris.
admittedly - it’s hard for me to moderate alcohol.
on a different note - this stuff is VERY delicious.

only if u drink at night tho.
There is a place for lunch wine in lieu of dinner drinks.
it doesn’t jack your sleep if u process it before bed.
(within reason.)
*thoughtful emoji*



