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Beefsteak CEO and stuff. Charming as heck. Mid-brow. You can and should ask me cooking questions.

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again.

“Chainsaws on drones.”

It’s asparagus season - don’t forget to keep the rubber bands.

They’re the best in the biz.

Negativity doesn’t get traction here.

I don’t like bananas, but this is perfect.

As an audio learner, #[0] has done more to make info available to me than anyone and I am a better person for it.

This article is the reason I started throwing beefsteaks. It’s hilarious and enticing - and it might make you want to beefsteak too.

I’m honored that Guy took the time to read it for people to hear.

I think everyone should listen to it.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/read-719-all-you-can-hold-for-five-bucks-joseph-mitchell/id1359544516?i=10006082860

there is still occasionally stuff worth seeing on twitter.

kids: luv merry-go-rounds and carousels.

also kids: throw up when u drive to the store.

need recs for sword shops in Paris.

only if u drink at night tho.

There is a place for lunch wine in lieu of dinner drinks.

it doesn’t jack your sleep if u process it before bed.

(within reason.)

*thoughtful emoji*