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awayslice
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Beefsteak CEO and stuff. Charming as heck. Mid-brow. You can and should ask me cooking questions.

An immense world - it’s about how different creatures perceive different things. (light, sound, time, etc.)

it’s pretty incredible.

if u don’t see any porn in your feed…. YOU ARE THE PORN!

everyone wants to learn to cook.

but you should really just learn to shop.

I find #[0]​‘s hats insulting to bugs and I would never wear one.

There’s a stage in life when you stop playing tic-tac-toe because no one wins.

Than you have kids and it becomes fun again.

Those lil fuckers are so fucking stupid.

Meditation is just 20 minutes of chasing eye floaters.

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yeah…..i read it…..

those ole disney dudes were straight up pervs.

those were the days.