Phone on greyscale. World looking more colourful
Does anything like this exist on Nostr?
I’m looking for a bot I can tag in a reply, which will read the original post I’m responding to and generate an LLM-based answer to my question.

Great episode despite the audio quality
https://fountain.fm/episode/RyPat4uvkCL2iZ0YDwj5
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ChatGPT has started adding messages like this to the end of everything, like it’s trying to keep the conversation going




Assuming he didn’t sell along the way

Feels unreal… time to get rich I guess
Great service, one less reason to check twitter
tbf he did give a pretty strong hint prior to the tarrif announcement nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp9s7ns8cnk82r07ztejxe2wgjklvqcgxwg8ftmeqfrs24ft670chqqs287nre4vc7sxd7w7r7t2ewyj6w4kf9c5u9ql5ct5qxdwngwrc0kcy7cfz5
Probably in << 10 years for sat/cent parity
Is it unreasonable to expect dollar/sat parity in my lifetime?
When I look at my weekly DCA, I think to myself “yep, there’s another ~$17,000 for my future self”

The BTC per share of #MSTR has doubled since I bought. Even if the NAV premium disappears, I’d still break even vs holding bitcoin. And it’s all in a tax-free account
ChatGPT response to the question “If I buy a dollar of bitcoin, will the market cap of bitcoin rise by a dollar?”:
Great question — and the answer is no, not quite!
If you buy $1 of Bitcoin, the market cap of Bitcoin won’t just rise by $1. Instead, the market cap could increase by much more, depending on the price movement your trade causes.
Here’s why:
📌 Market Cap Formula:
Market Cap = Current Price × Total Circulating Supply
When you buy $1 worth of Bitcoin:
• You’re buying a tiny fraction of a Bitcoin at the current market price.
• But if your buy (and others like it) causes the price to tick up, even slightly…
• Then that new higher price gets applied to all the circulating Bitcoins, not just the one you bought.
So even a small trade can cause a large change in market cap, especially in illiquid or thin markets.
Example:
• Suppose Bitcoin is $50,000 and there are 19 million BTC in circulation.
• Market cap = 50,000 × 19,000,000 = $950 billion
Now say your $1 buy pushes the price up by just $1 (to $50,001):
• New market cap = 50,001 × 19,000,000 = $950.019 billion
• That’s a $19 million increase in market cap — from just a $1 trade!
Of course, in reality, a single $1 trade probably won’t move the price unless liquidity is super low. But this shows how the last traded price drives market cap.
TL;DR:
A $1 buy doesn’t increase market cap by $1 — market cap changes are tied to price changes, not the size of individual trades.
Let me know if you want an analogy — there’s a fun one involving paintings and auctions.
I’ve heard that before… why are fees high rn, more ordinals?
Coinos uses ecash
I wrote an article trying to explain it simply: https://www.verdict.co.uk/microstrategy-bitcoin-accumulation/
I don’t think so, nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg is the expert though
Used cashu.me to make my first in-person purchase with bitcoin, worked great
My latest article
https://www.verdict.co.uk/microstrategy-bitcoin-accumulation/
I’ve also noticed it’s always around ~40
Maybe go Settings > Reaction buttons, and add the lighting bolt emoji?
I’m jealous of #amethyst on android
nostr:npub1n0stur7q092gyverzc2wfc00e8egkrdnnqq3alhv7p072u89m5es5mk6h0 has the best zap animation
Very cool nostr:note1zqxdhmph8l9lpjqm97vlr64d9sfz5stmt5lggpnf95wemdmrx50sa3nh7k
Bullish 
Where are we at now? Ordered a t-shirt for me & my gf








