I’m not putting a banana with your face on it up my ass Marie.

3 words.....

Broke and valueless.

💩💩💩💩💩

There 😂

Yay on kitchen, nay on location

Too many reflective surfaces. People would go blind if you had a laser disco in there, not to mention slipping onto their butt.

No. It would smush.

I’d be sad if you ever held back maam.

Too much reflection.

I hope this is not real

Nostr makes me happy 😃

It’s still April 1st here so by calling us jerks she’s actually telling us we’re wonderful human beings, which I actually find to be a bit disconcerting.

😂😂

Haha. It’s even a little deeper than that actually. Generally it’s used as slang, shorthand sarcasm for something that is very clearly much more than just decent. Hence Will’s original use.

Housekeeper, yes. Chef, no. It’s the one creative outlet I get on a daily basis. No way am I giving up cooking for those whom I love.

Baste my thighs

Fair enough. I don't mind marble or tiles or something like that, but I need at least one countertop thats a chopping block. Having to juggle cutting boards can be a chore.

sammich first