All I hope for today is funny memes.

Yesterday was hilarious.

RESPOND IN ALL CAPS TO THIS POST AND I WILL ZAP U!!! ITS THAT SIMPLE!!! 🤑💰💸🪙

#CAPS4ZAPS #FREESATS #BITCOIN #NOSTR #SATSURDAY #EPIC #420 #NOSCOPE #YEET

ICYMI on Twitter: SEC account got hacked and tweeted a fake #Bitcoin ETF approval announcement.

That’s right, the agency that’s supposed to protect investors can’t even protect their own Twitter account.

YOU KNOW WHAT DOESN'T GET HACKED?

#BITCOIN

This SEC Twitter account shit is fake…

Holy crap. My doctor's office isn't making me wear a mask. Last year they kicked me out for not wearing one, and I'd been avoiding them ever since.

Signs of progress.

🫤🤣 Ben always making a fool out of himself

I don't need any list. I just assume every single person of influence and power in government, media, and academia is a sexually degenerate pervert &/or pedophile.

Penn and Teller ruined magic to a large extent.

They changed the culture of the audience from " I have no idea how they did that, wow , I love this feeling of wonder and bemusement"

To

"Im a fucking idiot if I can't figure out how they did that , and THEY win. This is me VS them".

Unpopular opinion : Penn and Teller are cunts .

Is anyone truly going to be surprised by some of the ‘names’ on ‘the list’ that’s coming out? 🤔

Happens to me too when I let the glass bottle knock my teeth out

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Oh no 🙄 she spilt something on her

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I just heard that the #Bible is the first book ever to have been translated from its original language into another language, as far as we know. This was from Hebrew and Aramaic into Greek, called the Septuagint (abbreviated as the LXX).

Does anybody know different? #asknostr