Pre-outbox #Amethyst suggested I had:

- 582 followers

#GrapeRank (bot-filtered) suggests I had:

- 496 "real" followers

Post-outbox #Amethyst suggests I have:

- 267 Followers

You vloggers stop staring at your own face on the phone and look straight into the camera lens or even slightly above. When somebody stares elsewhere, it's weird on Zoom, it's weird in vlogs. Connect with your audience. #vlogstr

🐸 skibidi

🐸 skibidi toilet coin

👀 what did you get

Is that Derek? Lol 🤣

Now we just gotta get nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 doing yoga…

I bet you all can’t wait for my first vlog 🤣

How lucky are you?

My pickle also pulls out 🥒

All homemade banana bread is unplanned

Around here you get arrested if you pull your pickle out 🥁

The whole thing is a magnet. Also the pickle pulls out. Do what thou wilt.

Thanks for sharing and doing all you do.

Seems like nostr is actually pretty cool now, and useful. It seems to have grown its capabilities a lot since its launched.

You'd change the entire brand to "Pickle Jar"

*yelling over the crying children and the smell of old people*

IMAGINE LIKE A CANDY STORE BUT WITH A DOORWAY TO A FAMILY STYLE DINER WITH A SMOKING SECTION THAT IS NOT WALLED OFF FROM THE NON SMOKING SECTION

AND EVERY TABLE HAS A LITTLE GAME

AND OUTSIDE THERE ARE ROCKING CHAIRS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE

AND A LARGE CHECKER BOARD FOR THE KIDS

CRACKER BARREL

GM

you Nostr party people

Ԍood morning and pura vida, Nostr! It's time to create notes and send zaps! 🫂🤙🏻💜

One thing’s certain about Nostriches: we love to build and create, and we’re damn passionate about it.

“Where’s the puzzles’ stickers at?” -overheardinmyhouse

chat is this true

yeah we're gonna add this via Vitor's contact card spec

I wish I could assign my own custom nicknames to npubs like my phone contacts, so if I meet someone in real life I could update their nickname... and to override the names when stupid trends pop up where everyone makes their name the same thing. #grownostr

AC doesn't vlog.

AC is a cow.

AC goes MOOO.

MOOO, that's the vlog.

😂😂😂😂 pickle dan

Good. Bitch

And so I can send this...

gpt5 is not good. gpt5 thinking is good.

Claude is way way better. wild

Toxic the Maximalist, inked trading card for upcoming Ratel comic campaign.

The asian cat lady: will she prove to be friend or foe? Learn more in Ratel issue 1, coming soon...

If you think $MSTR stack of preferreds is a Ponzi. You have the right instinct.

It’s a perfect reflection of the Fiat Ponzi that is USD, expressed through equity markets.

The beauty of it, it’s a speculative attack with bitcoin underpinning it.

They’d be #1 speculative attacker but they still have Tether to surpass.