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🎵Die Gedanken sind frei.

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Please don't take this all too literally and actually stop doing everything for them.

Don't make me make the sad kitten face! That is not an empty threat!

Okay, you asked for it, buddy! Unleash the gigantic eyeballs! No holds barred!

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Here's the thing: The GUIs don't actually add anything. They just create complexity on top, or they offer fields for you to put the words into, instead of typing the words onto the line.

You see that kitten? Now, straighten your back, sirs, claw together all of your deepest, darkest, toxic masculinism, and say,

"Kitten, if you want to know the command to do X... look on the Internet."

But stay near to Kitten, in case she has to cry because she can't find any instructions on the Internet. The Internet is a remorseless place, with instructions hidden in all sorts of very tricky places that kittens have trouble finding.

It's a cruel world.

He really did make something that works easiest in text. Which is just crazy.

Well, "cute" is relative. Any female with a face like a baby, basically.

Literally me, 15 minutes after trying and failing to do anything techy.

It's like, okay, set a timer. At least, try for 20 minutes, before resorting to pouting, crying and declaring that you're stupid and that life isn't fair and that boys are better at this stuff.

I need this pep talk, right now. 😅

Next up: Try to open the pickle jar, all on your own, sweety. And no crying! There is no crying in pickle jars!