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Building community hubs and shilling low time preference coffee in Vancouver, BC.

We’ve held such awesome meetups at the coffee bar with amazing guests over the year, and I’m going to start recording and posting all of them going forward, for the content!

Last night Seb Bunney chatted about Bitcoin & Authenticity, and how we can use Bitcoin as a spiritual tool to get us back to the things that matter in our lives. Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLvr2f_192c

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Me to nocoiner friends

It was pretty cool to see Mayor Ken Sim show up at the party and buy a bunch of pizzas for everyone.

It’s one thing to come to meetups while on the campaign trail, but another to just show up to hang out and eat pizzas with plebs!

Great nostr:npub1th5gtrwtdy7vejrfy9tavwae2t4mcx9h4x0fw6z2f6ny53wdzemq5xmnel Pizza party today at the cafe, looking forward to the meetup next Wednesday with Seb Bunney!

Yea I agree, and also am pretty convinced about the simulation theory.

History just shows a slippery slope when we lose respect for each other’s humanity. If we cannot know whether or not people are NPCs or not with certainty, we have to assume they aren’t.

Replying to Avatar Soak Quest

Below is a mind-bending Guest Post by nostr:npub1ltt9gry09lf2z6396rvzmk2a8wkh3yx5xhgkjzzg5znh62yr53rs0hk97y

**Protected: Does Bitcoin Break The Simulation?**

After thinking deeply about physics, reality, simulation theory, and proof-of-work for a long time, I came to some insights that sound wild, but quite plausible. While many others have already written about simulation theory, I have something new to add: the interaction with Bitcoin and ***the distinct possibility that Bitcoin destroys The Simulation.***

**Are We In A Simulation?**

I’ve accumulated many arguments suggesting we’re in a simulation – and one pesky argument against it. Here are some from the ā€œforā€ side:

**1. Bostrom (ā€œGame Powerā€)**

There has been a difficult-to-read short paper published on this (Bostrom, 2003), but Elon Musk has been the one to bring it to popular attention recently. Slight paraphrasing him:

A dense but influential paper on this was published by Bostrom (Bostrom, 2003), but Elon Musk brought it into the spotlight. To paraphrase him:

*ā€œIf you assume any rate of improvement over time – 1%, 0.1% – just extend the timeframe, and games will eventually be indistinguishable from reality. Either that happens, or civilisation ends. One of those two outcomes. Therefore, we are most likely in a simulation.ā€* —Elon Musk, Joe Rogan Experience, episode 1169

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQi2KC6jKjg

Musk extrapolates that if civilisation isn’t destined to destroy itself, then given enough time, there should be billions of simulations indistinguishable from reality because simulations continuously get better. It’s a very compelling argument, but there is a critical flaw which I’ll come to later.

**2. Quantum Mechanics is Too Weird**

**Copenhagen Interpretation:**

The more we learn about reality, the stranger it appears – almost to the point of being unbelievable. At the subatomic level, particles and light are described by a wave function, which represents a probability distribution over all possible states.

This wave function evolves smoothly over time. However, when a measurement is made, the wave function appears to ā€œcollapseā€ to a single outcome.

For example, a particle might exist in a superposition of being in multiple places at once, but upon measurement, it is found in only one location.

So the key idea is: reality is undefined until measured, and quantum mechanics only predicts probabilities of outcomes, not underlying reality itself.

**Competing interpretations:**

I personally don’t know a lot about the mathematics of quantum physics, but there are competing explanations about the nature of what is observed. For completeness, I give you a list that is safe to skip over:

**1. Many-Worlds Interpretation (Everett)**

- No collapse, and all outcomes happen, but in different branches of the universe.

- Reality is the full multiverse of wavefunctions.

**2. de Broglie–Bohm Theory (Pilot-Wave)**

- Particles always have definite positions.

- The wavefunction is real and guides them (like a hidden GPS).

**3. Objective Collapse Theories**

- Collapse is a real, physical process, not just from observation.

**4. Quantum Bayesianism (QBism)**

- The wavefunction isn’t reality — it’s a tool for *personal belief* about outcomes.

**5. Relational Quantum Mechanics**

- Reality is relative: properties exist only *in relation to an observer.*

- No absolute state of the system.

**Explanation of WHY – The Simulation**

The simulation comes into this when we ask, ā€œWhy should it be this way?ā€.

If you were designing a computer simulation of the universe, would you need to accurately calculate every position of every subatomic particle in every star in every galaxy for the total of the universe? Why would you when you can create a probability function and save your computer’s computation power? Especially if no one is looking. Why not do that for all subatomic particles until someone makes a measurement and ā€œchecksā€?

Another way to think of it, if you have ever played exploration games, a map of the game world exists, but you only have lit up the areas you have explored. The rest of the map is dark. It’s there, but no calculations, and no graphics rendering until you need to look. The universe is behaving like this.

**3. Fermi Paradox**

We’ve found no conclusive evidence of aliens. Why? With an estimated 10²⁓ stars (that’s 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000), and countless planets in ā€œGoldilocks zones,ā€ life should be common – carbon based or not.

One explanation: the universe isn’t actually as vast as it appears, and the Simulation may impose limits that prevent us from ever verifying its scale.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNhhvQGsMEc

**4. Limits in Physics**

The speed of light is limited to 300,000,000 m/s. So is the speed of INFORMATION travel. Maybe this is some physical computer cycle limit?

404 Error: no more information can be processed

When pushing the limits of the speed of information transfer, time gets dilated. Maybe this is a way for the simulation’s computer to handle its limitations?

**5. Every Variable is Too Perfect**

I admit I have not studied the math, and can’t check, but apparently every variable about reality is astronomically precisely perfect such that even if the strength of gravity were different by one in 10 to the power of 50 or something ridiculous, then existence wouldn’t be possible.

Some argue this proves our reality was designed by God. Others argue that many possibilities ā€œexistedā€ and never came to deliver conscious thought. We were just selected out to notice the only combination that can produce us.

Another possibility is that we have a creator who’s the simulation master – Our creator. But not necessarily ā€œGodā€, who would be the creator of base reality. Whether that makes a difference to the simulation argument doesn’t matter, but it is a subset of religious argument.

Some might call God whoever it was that created us, simulation creator or not, and others would prefer to reserve that title for the creator of all reality.

**6. Crazy Conspiracies**

There are a lot of crazy conspiracies. I would like to call to your attention the Flat Earth theory. It sounds completely bonkers. So many people would have to be trying to fool you for no apparent reason that the Earth is flat, all in on it together. And so much of our understanding and accumulated knowledge of the sciences needs to be reworked to make Flat Earth work.

Then comes along one measurement across an icy lake, with laser precision showing no Earth curvature. Hmm. Who’s prepared to throw everything they think they know about reality over some guy’s potential hoax YouTube video?

But if that, and other similar demonstrations, were real – how to explain it?

Well, if we’re in a simulation, almost anything is possible, even crazy conspiracy theories. Even dinosaurs being implanted into the Earth’s crust to ā€œtrick usā€ could be a thing. It’s not hard for a simulation creator to do that.

These theories only sound ridiculous if we assume reality was normal.

**Summary of Arguments and One Main Counterargument**

Argument 1 is the strongest case for Simulation Theory – it can stand on its own. Argument 2 is also compelling, but not as decisive.

I only need to poke a hole in argument 1 to put a flaw in Elon Musk’s question, ā€œGames are getting better, allowing billions of simulations (given enough time), then the chance we are not in a simulation is 1 in billions. Where is the flaw in the logic?ā€

My response – Why assume there is enough energy to sustain billions of worlds ā€œnestingā€ each other?

There is no evidence that our reality has limitless quantities of energy to create a computer simulation, and for the beings inside our created simulation to create their own simulation – using our energy! That can’t cascade indefinitely if energy is limited.

But if energy is limited, it explains why it appears energy is being conserved (argument #2 for Simulation Theory). While the apparent need for energy conservation exists, it still undermines Elon Musk’s specific reasoning.

**Bitcoin Might Break The Simulation**

Let’s assume that energy is being conserved by the Simulation ā€œcomputerā€. This might be by not calculating the positions of every single atom in all the stars of all the galaxies throughout the entire universe, but instead averaging it out with wave functions, and presenting a blob of light to our eyes if we look. The nature of our reality seems to be behaving this way, as discussed.

Now, consider the enormous amounts of energy Bitcoin consumes, and the increases that will be happening in the future. This energy expended by miners hashing is also energy expended by the simulation computer.

But the computations of hashing cannot be ā€œfudgedā€ the way the computer might be fudging the computations of atom positions in the star, Betelgeuse. Calculations for stars might be minuscule compared to the sheer volume of verifiable activity happening on Earth, where most precise observations are happening.

Why can’t Bitcoin mining energy be ā€œfudgedā€? PROOF of work. The work done is provably expended. Why is it provable? You have to understand a bit about how mining works. I explain in detail here, but briefly, hashes are produced with unpredictable results, each attempt at winning the block resulting in a completely new and random (but deterministic) hash. It’s not true randomness, because it’s a reproducible function, but a priori, it appears random and can not be predicted. So the work to find an eligible hash is done by trial and error, and cannot be guessed. So when winning hashes (currently with 19 leading zeros, astronomically improbable by chance) happen every 10 minutes, you know work is actually being done to find those hashes.

What if this work, which can’t be dodged, is draining energy from the simulation computer? What would happen? As the machine begins to fail, what might we see? Perhaps all the NPCs (non-player characters, ie not real people but simulated) in the world will start behaving more and more the same (to conserve energy), or maybe many NPCs might be killed off? Do I have to remind you of the insanity we saw during COVID? During this time, after observing collective human behaviour, I began wondering if these were real people.

One argument against this idea is that the Simulation computer might actually be able to paint any hash it wants at will, without doing manual trial and error hashes. No one can know either way, but it’s interesting to speculate.

Interesting, and have been a big fan of simulation theory for a long time.

The last part where you de-humanized people you don’t agree with though is scary.

It’s more than just coffee, it’s a vibe. šŸ¤™

Being moderately technical and usually up to date, when gen-Z friends struggle with technology, nothing brings me more joy than calling them boomers.

I’m probably just grappling with getting old myself šŸ’€

I’ve seen some takes that BTC reacts to global liquidity 90 days later or something, but this looks like Bitcoin front runs it instead?

Sick concept, although bringing all signers to a single location has its risks.

I kind of like bringing the transaction compiler (laptop, phone) to the signers one at a time instead, so that the signers can always be physically separated.

nostr:npub1th5gtrwtdy7vejrfy9tavwae2t4mcx9h4x0fw6z2f6ny53wdzemq5xmnel meetup recording from a couple weeks ago!

nostr:npub1xwmyzp64xx03kw9ecd7fzsj3e9dgwah6an0rdng0cc6ux4dswwjs28pyyc Shares his thoughts on Macro, and the endgame for the dollar.

I intend to record and share all of our meetups with presentations or interviews moving forward! I hope you enjoy!

https://youtu.be/_rRb-AhG1g4

I was very excited m to see Web Summit being held in Vancouver for this first time: putting our city as the meeting place for people working on revolutionary ideas.

Quantum, AI, high tech manufacturing! Crypto? Blockchain?

Where. Is. Bitcoin?

While states sign bills into law, and 100s of companies and new business models are created as Bitcoin becomes integrated into the financial system, there seems to be a total lack of awareness of something that we understand is as big , if not bigger than AI.

It’s a bit of a reality check as to how far outside the zeitgeist bitcoin actually exists in the tech world.

It makes me want to rally and throw a bitcoin party during web summit to let people know that we are here, and to maybe open some minds perhaps a moment earlier than they inevitably will be.

You can just drink better coffee…

What city needs a specialty coffee cafe acting as a community hub for Bitcoiners?

I have some ideas but haven’t found the next FUNK cafe yet!

Replying to Avatar Ross Ulbricht

nostr:nprofile1qyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqyehwumn8ghj7mnhvvh8qunfd4skctnwv46z7ctewe4xcetfd3khsvrpdsmk5vnsw96rydr3v4jrz73hvyu8xqpqsg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q8dzj6n showed me nostr recently. Reminds me of a writeup I did back in 2021 on decentralized social media:

https://rossulbricht.medium.com/decentralize-social-media-cc47dcfd4f99

I'll be mirroring my X account here and hopefully finding some good conversations.

Must be a strange world to see all of these changes that have happened.

One year as a cafe with a bitcoin treasury.

We have accepted ~$5000 CAD in BTC payments, mostly during meetups. We’ve distributed over ~$550 CAD in BTC tips to our barista team and spent a couple hundred with other merchants.

We currently hold ~$7,300CAD equivalent of BTC on our balance sheet, a growth of around 45% during that period.

We were using slack for our team chat and it was costing us $5k/year.

I spun up an Amazon lightsail instance and now we run Mattermost which is basically open source slack for $140/year.

Self-hosted and OSS for the win.

Okay I think I’m gonna change my account to be less of a reply guy and more about coffee and Bitcoin.